Well,
I am not sure how to say this without sounding overly dramatic or even pathetic
- but we are moving on Monday, March 24 and when we get down to Florida we will
be checking into the Red Roof Inn for God knows how long with our cat, Buddy in
tow. We may be there for a couple of months.
Homeless. Can you believe it?
The movers will move all
our earthly belongings into a rented storage unit in our new “Florida home town
without a home.” We are absolutely at the mercy of Fannie Mae, and
they could not care less. They refuse to let us rent until they
resolve the damn "deed-in-lieu of foreclosure" issue. They cannot give us any indication whatsoever about when the closing will be
except that "It could be this week, it could be 2 months from
now." Unless we want to cancel the offer the next time they ask for
an extension, we have no choice but to wait. We have no choice, no
control, just seething anger and dismay.
The feisty old dame in me wants to tell them to shove it (with great
force); however, cancelling the offer means we will have to start the house
hunting process all over again, which would also take a couple of
months. We really like the house and have painfully negotiated a
good deal. Call it denial,
desperation, bad decision, but we are not ready to cancel and are going to wait
it out at least for another month.
In Florida, in a motel room with T, cat Buddy, and me. I can hardly convey this information
without laughing hysterically.
I feel that instead of writing a blog, I should be writing a screenplay
about our life. Or a pilot for a
situation comedy. And the TV show
could easily be called The Aging Female Baby Boomer, because I am aging REALLY
fast these days.
As
indicated in an earlier post, this sloppiness and continued requests for
delayed closing is all too common with Fannie Mae foreclosures since the
housing crisis started a few years ago. It is, as my Mother would say, “A sin and a
shame.”
Stay
tuned for the continuing adventures of T, C, and Buddy makes 3. We are determined to both
maintain our sanity and have a good time, assuming our marriage lasts. Buddy is going to be miserable. Bless his heart.
coming out of my shell
Tuesday, March 18, 2014
Tuesday, March 11, 2014
More of the Same
New York house:
We talked to the lawyer yesterday and he is fairly confident the closing will be in the last week of March. So far all "seems" well with that closing. Of course, anything could happen at any minute. I am vigilant and prepared, positively dripping with anxiety. I have not closed my eyes or turned my back for weeks. I SO want to leave this old house before the snow melts so I will not be reminded about the perennial beds we are leaving, nor be tempted to start weeding and mulching. We threw away our wheelbarrow, so would not be able to start mulching anyway. I am not sure what I think about living a life without a wheelbarrow, by the way. It is disconcerting. It will be one of our first purchases in Florida.
That Nagging Bright Side Thing:
However, in spite of everything, I must admit there is still this spark deep inside me that promises everything. It is the same spark that used to ignite when I skipped school in high school. It is that "run away" spark that promises escape, excitement, and fun. It keeps me going. That, and knowing I will soon be playing with my grandchildren on a regular basis. Playing can be done whether we are in a house with a pool or stuck in a seedy motel. Of course, their parents probably won't let them come to the seedy motel. Not to worry, they have a house with a pool. Darn it Bright Side, you think of everything!
Once this buy/move/sell thing is behind me I really have to write about the joys of skipping school.
We talked to the lawyer yesterday and he is fairly confident the closing will be in the last week of March. So far all "seems" well with that closing. Of course, anything could happen at any minute. I am vigilant and prepared, positively dripping with anxiety. I have not closed my eyes or turned my back for weeks. I SO want to leave this old house before the snow melts so I will not be reminded about the perennial beds we are leaving, nor be tempted to start weeding and mulching. We threw away our wheelbarrow, so would not be able to start mulching anyway. I am not sure what I think about living a life without a wheelbarrow, by the way. It is disconcerting. It will be one of our first purchases in Florida.
Florida house:
Talk
about annoying... Fannie Mae does not seem to care about the house or our predicament. As I mentioned in an earlier post, it seems they "misplaced" the deed-in-lieu of foreclosure from the previous
owners and now have to track them down and get it. In the meantime, we are
at their mercy. Because they are a mindless government
bureaucracy, they will NOT let us move in and rent before the closing can
take place. "Not their policy." It is like talking to a machine. Our Florida
realtor has been valiant and proactive trying to get information and push them along. So has our lender's agent. I now have close personal relationships with
both those women! I love the Southern girls. They are kind and friendly and
hardworking. However, if my realtor tells me "Everything happens for a reason" one more time I may say something I will most certainly regret.
Moving:
We have rescheduled our move date with our movers three
times... It is embarrassing, and if the closing on this house is
March 28th, then we really need to get out of town soon. Yesterday
we made the decision to have the movers come early on the last week of March. We
will then hit the road (with our cat Buddy) later that week - depending on how the cleaning goes. We found a pet friendly
motel in Rocky Mount, NC. If we
have not closed on the Florida house by the time we arrive we may have to put poor Buddy in a kennel until we find a place to stay.
We are asking the movers to wait until after the 28th to deliver our
stuff in Florida in hopes that we can take possession of the house by then (we live in hope). If we
have not closed and there is still indeterminate bullshit going on with
the closing we will have the movers put all our earthly belongings in storage down there. We will then find a place to rent on a short term basis
that allows pets and rent month by month until either we close on the
house we want, or we find another place to buy. Un*&^$@!#believable! We probably could negotiate with the new owners
to rent back our current home for another month, but we decided not
to. We are tired of waiting. We want to leave before the spring
gardening season hits. And if all falls through and we are forced to start looking for a new Florida house,
then we want to be down there to do it. In the meantime, the key word is "adventure."
We are still packing, still hauling junk to the curb, still taking bits and pieces to the Salvation Army.
This is not fun.That Nagging Bright Side Thing:
However, in spite of everything, I must admit there is still this spark deep inside me that promises everything. It is the same spark that used to ignite when I skipped school in high school. It is that "run away" spark that promises escape, excitement, and fun. It keeps me going. That, and knowing I will soon be playing with my grandchildren on a regular basis. Playing can be done whether we are in a house with a pool or stuck in a seedy motel. Of course, their parents probably won't let them come to the seedy motel. Not to worry, they have a house with a pool. Darn it Bright Side, you think of everything!
Once this buy/move/sell thing is behind me I really have to write about the joys of skipping school.
Tuesday, March 4, 2014
Glitches Galore
The process of selling the house in NYS is moving along fairly well. The closing date is tentatively March 29th. But as we have learned, and we have learned a lot recently, nothing is set in stone. We have a few things to do/repair as a result of the inspection. It is not surprising
that we have to spend some money to sell this place,
it being an old house and all that. We just want it all to work out and be done
with it. We want to move.
We will not be leaving NYS on March 7th after all. In fact, we probably will not move until towards the end of the month. We are still having problems closing on the Florida house. That house, like so many Florida houses, is a foreclosure and is being sold by Fannie Mae - a notoriously difficult proposition. Apparently (and unbeknownst to us until recently) the original owners had offered to give Fannie Mae a "deed in lieu," which essentially turns the house over without having to go through the expense and ordeal of foreclosure.
Well, Fannie Mae either did not actually get that deed in lieu or cannot find it. It is not clear which. As the February 21st closing date approached they became aware that they did not have it and so could not meet that deadline. They asked for a week's extension to Feb 28th, which we signed off on, even though we had driven down to Florida for the Feb 21st closing. On Feb 28th they still had not received it so they then asked for a new extension pushing the closing to March 28th. Silly us thought it was a "request." We gave them a March 20th extension thinking it would keep the pressure on them to find the damn paperwork. Then we rescheduled our movers. Yesterday we got notification from Fannie Mae (via our FL realtor) that they were not messing around on the March 28th date and if we did not sign a new agreement pushing the closing date to March 28th they would cancel the contract and we would be without a house. As you can imagine we complied. Lesson learned.
Fannie Mae is in now charge of our lives. Good to know. Currently the tentative closing is March 28th. Of course this is cutting it kind of close and we are hoping we do not have to reschedule the movers a third time. Fannie Mae could still get that deed in lieu any day and the closing then could happen ASAP. One never knows what will happen next and occasionally something good happens. It is (not so) simple math. Probability or something like that. After all this trauma with buying and selling, when something good does happens it always feels so gloriously good. Like Christmas. Like the Cavalry arriving. Like Mighty Mouse swooping down from the sky ("Here he comes to save the DAYYYYY!").
We "took the weekend off" by going into deep denial mode, a mental vacation of sorts. It helped. Feeling a bit better today. Almost time for a repair man to arrive. Gotta go.
We will not be leaving NYS on March 7th after all. In fact, we probably will not move until towards the end of the month. We are still having problems closing on the Florida house. That house, like so many Florida houses, is a foreclosure and is being sold by Fannie Mae - a notoriously difficult proposition. Apparently (and unbeknownst to us until recently) the original owners had offered to give Fannie Mae a "deed in lieu," which essentially turns the house over without having to go through the expense and ordeal of foreclosure.
Well, Fannie Mae either did not actually get that deed in lieu or cannot find it. It is not clear which. As the February 21st closing date approached they became aware that they did not have it and so could not meet that deadline. They asked for a week's extension to Feb 28th, which we signed off on, even though we had driven down to Florida for the Feb 21st closing. On Feb 28th they still had not received it so they then asked for a new extension pushing the closing to March 28th. Silly us thought it was a "request." We gave them a March 20th extension thinking it would keep the pressure on them to find the damn paperwork. Then we rescheduled our movers. Yesterday we got notification from Fannie Mae (via our FL realtor) that they were not messing around on the March 28th date and if we did not sign a new agreement pushing the closing date to March 28th they would cancel the contract and we would be without a house. As you can imagine we complied. Lesson learned.
Fannie Mae is in now charge of our lives. Good to know. Currently the tentative closing is March 28th. Of course this is cutting it kind of close and we are hoping we do not have to reschedule the movers a third time. Fannie Mae could still get that deed in lieu any day and the closing then could happen ASAP. One never knows what will happen next and occasionally something good happens. It is (not so) simple math. Probability or something like that. After all this trauma with buying and selling, when something good does happens it always feels so gloriously good. Like Christmas. Like the Cavalry arriving. Like Mighty Mouse swooping down from the sky ("Here he comes to save the DAYYYYY!").
We "took the weekend off" by going into deep denial mode, a mental vacation of sorts. It helped. Feeling a bit better today. Almost time for a repair man to arrive. Gotta go.
Sunday, February 9, 2014
Stress
Friday
was a huge stress day. It was the
first showing of our NYS house to prospective buyers. Saturday there were two more! We are happy that there is interest. We have cleaned and
cleaned, organized, packed, de-cluttered, and hidden things away in the closets
and pantry. I am driving T crazy
with my frenetic anxiety. I made
him wait while we were about to leave before the first viewing so I could
quickly clean the toaster oven on our way out. It caught my eye and begged to be cleaned. You would have done the same thing if
you saw how dirty it was. Unless,
of course, you are a man with your coat on and one foot already out of the
door. Anyone who has sold a house
knows how disruptive this process is.
First of all, you have to leave the house and find someplace to go
during the showing, all the while struggling to forget that strangers are back
at your house judging your furniture and commenting on the ridiculous colors
you painted the bedrooms. Even
when no showings are scheduled you cannot relax into comfortable self-indulgence
because the house needs to stay clean. I am trying to just let go and not care. It is what it is.
We
have extensive flower gardens and the 1.6 acres are lovely in spring, summer, and
fall. They would be a big plus in
selling this place if only people knew they were there. Currently they are covered in at least
a foot of snow and everything out back is gray and frozen. My sister, ERB, suggested I leave out
photos of the yard and flowers so prospective buyers can get some idea of the
yard. Thanks ERB. It was fun putting a photo board
together of the yard. It felt like
I was staging a wake for the gardens.
I guess I am, for me and mine.
Truthfully, it is easier for us to let go of this place in the winter
because we cannot see what we are giving up. As much as I will miss the Zone 5 flowers, I have to
remind myself that the thrill of extreme gardening has been gone for a few
years now. We did that, and
it is time to do something else.
Like figure out what can grow and thrive in Zone 9.
Then
we got a call from our Florida realtor telling us that the title company is
having trouble with the deed on the house we are buying. It will be resolved but they cannot
guarantee it will be resolved by our scheduled closing date – which means it
may have to be rescheduled. We
have already booked non-refundable air tickets to go down for the closing we
have been expecting. AND, we have
booked the movers to move our stuff down two weeks after the originally
scheduled closing. Plus, our
closing date was the absolute last day that the bank (the seller) was
allowing. What the
hell?
I
am not a “go with the flow” kind of person. I want to know exactly what is going to happen
next. OK – taking a deep breath
now. This, too, shall pass.
Wednesday, January 29, 2014
An Adventure in Time and Space
I
am back home. I spent a night
stranded in the Detroit airport. I
never made it to Indiana because of multi-day, weather-related flight
cancellations. My Mom is doing
better and has started eating. She has left the hospital and returned to the
nursing home. You can stop reading
right now if you do not want to hear the gory details.
The
Gory Details:
I
flew to Detroit at 3:32 pm Monday afternoon, totally expecting to
connect with my 8:05 pm flight to see my Mom. Before I left,
my sister called to tell me 1. There was a blizzard there with extreme, record
breaking cold, and 2. My mom was eating, talking, and generally bouncing back
well enough that they were moving her out of the hospital and back to the
nursing home. In retrospect, I
should have cancelled then; but nonrefundable tickets being what they are, I
figured I would take my chances and at worst spend a night in the hotel. I am currently trying to change
my life for the better by being more positive and trying to look on the bright
side. Plus, I really, really
wanted to see my mother and my extended family.
My
destination is in Northern Indiana near Chicago. When I
checked in to start my trip on Monday afternoon I was told I had two options once I
arrived in Detroit; I could either get a 5:45 pm flight out (for which I was
on standby) or an 8:05 pm flight (the flight I originally booked). I was thrilled to have two options – it
gave me false hope that the weather in the Midwest was getting better, and as a control
freak I like options a lot. I was
happy. Once I boarded the plane,
the stewardess came to tell me that the 8:05 pm flight was cancelled, so I
should try to get on the 5:45 pm flight.
I was immediately less happy.
I was also little worried about making it because there was so little
time between the landing of my plane and the boarding of the 5:45 plane. Endless
games of solitaire on my iPad and a strong family tradition of denial helped me
achieve a state of perfect calm. Once
we arrived in Detroit I ran to the nearest Delta information desk only to
discover that all flights that day (Monday) were now
cancelled. I was not happy at
all. She sent me to “Gate 43”
where all rescheduling was done.
I scurried to Gate 43, dragging my luggage with me. It was quite the classic airport scene
as people at the gate were told they were now stuck in Detroit overnight. After waiting in line, a very
sweet Delta airlines representative (I will call her Delta Lady #1) told me she
could put me on a flight at 8:05 p.m. on Tuesday night. I snapped at her and immediately
apologized, saying I was sorry, but I was just angry. She looked me in the eye with the liquid promise of loving
salvation and said “Oh, don’t get angry!
Everything happens for a reason.” In my mind my eyes were rolling towards the back of my
head. Ok, maybe they were in
reality, too. But at that
very moment, I knew that Delta Lady #1 was on to something and that I needed to
relax and try to enjoy the experience, because truthfully the only alternative
was trauma and fear. I had a
choice to make. I needed to
believe. Then I told her that my
mother was sick and I really had to get there sooner. Yes, I actually used the sick mother card! I have no shame. ‘Cause, well, I really do have a sick
mother and I really have no shame.
Delta Lady #1 was super kind and caring. She was able to put me on an earlier flight to Indiana leaving at
8:46 am on Tuesday morning. I was
thrilled. I was also ready
to find that reason and experience the bright side. Who knew, it was so crazy it might even work. Perhaps this awful experience was
going to change my life?
Yes, I was alone in the Detroit airport and I was stark raving mad.
The
flights were cancelled due to “an act of nature” which is airline code for “the
airlines will not pay for hotel rooms.”
However, they passed out discount tickets to motels surrounding the
airport. That, of course meant
that one had to compete with the poor, unfortunate rescheduled masses and call
one motel after the other until reservations could be made, arrange for a
shuttle to pick you up, figure out how to get outside the airport to the right
spot, and wait in the extreme cold until a shuttle has room to pick up up along
with everyone else. All this is required to spend one fitful night in a seedy
motel in the outskirts of DETROIT, for crying out loud. I have had this “discount motel” experience
before when flying through and getting stuck in Philly, thank you very
much. Back then, T and I
ended up waiting outside in the cold for hours with many angry strangers until
a shuttle actually stopped to pick us up.
It was beyond unpleasant. I
was younger then and with my husband, who is much more level-headed than me. On Monday’s trip I was 62 years old, alone,
and stark raving mad! And considering
this particular flying experience was in the midst of the 2014 Polar Vortex, I
opted to stay in the airport’s Westin Hotel. It is a lovely hotel inside the airport. Way more money, but you know…I’m worth it,
and all that crap.
LOVED
the hotel. Maybe this was the
bright side? I settled into my lovely
room at the safe and convenient Westin. I was thinking how sinfully relaxing it was to be in a
great room with millions of pillows and a huge bed all to myself when I got THE call from Automated Delta Man#1 - I was informed that my 8:46 am flight out was now cancelled and I would have to call a certain number to get another
flight. I sighed deeply and
called, only to discover from Automated Delta Man #2 that there was an hour to an
hour and a half wait just to get a call-back. So I dialed my place in “line” and then waited for my call
back. An hour later I got the call
and was helped by sweet, kind, compassionate Delta Lady #2. These ladies are dynamite, by the
way. In truth, I congratulate their
trainers because they simply ooze kindness. By then I was ready to explode, so their kindness was the
only thing keeping my bad temper in check. I surrendered to their compassionate professionalism. Delta Lady #2 softly and sadly informed
me that the only remaining option was a Wednesday afternoon flight. That meant I would have to spend two
and a half days in the Detroit airport. I said no, just send me back to NYS tomorrow. She reassured me that she would
but wanted to check into a few things concerning a refund for which she would
put me on hold. I waited for a
long time (playing solitaire like crazy) and I was eventually disconnected. I waited a few minutes but she
did not call me back. I called the
same number and Automated Delta Man #3 put on the waiting list again for a call
back. This time it only took 45
minutes to be called back. Delta
Lady #3 was another treasure of grace and composure. She confirmed that I was on a flight from Detroit to NYS at 10:00 am the next morning. Yay!!!!
Delta Lady #2 had pulled it off.
Delta Lady #3 was happy that I was happy. Happy? By
God, I was positively giddy. I was
going home. I almost cried. I tried to watch Swamp People on
the History channel, but I was so exhausted that I had to just turn off the
light and go to sleep.
The
next morning I got up and caught the flight home. I only had to wait on the tarmac
for an hour while they fussed with some mysterious mechanical problem. I had my iPad and played
solitaire. I am only $750
poorer. Sheesh. This looking on the bright side
stuff is really hard work.
Tuesday, January 21, 2014
My Mom
My
mother is 87 years old and is experiencing the advanced stages of Parkinson's Disease. Consequently, she has recently moved
into a nursing home.
My
parents always owned their own house.
When my father died in 1996, my mother continued to live alone in the
family house for a number of years.
Eventually, it became too much for her, she sold the house and moved to
an apartment. When it became clear that she was no longer safe living alone she
moved again, this time into an assisted living community. There she
had her own private efficiency apartment within the larger setting. She is a quiet, private person, shy
even, but she seemed to enjoy assisted living. At first it was hard for her to be in a setting with so many
other people around. However, she
became accustomed to the apartment-based living arrangement and it felt like
home to her. She would use
her walker to go down to the dining hall for lunch and dinner, but chose to
have breakfast alone in her apartment. In the last few years she chose to stay in her apartment more
and more, and she no longer participated in the social events that were
organized for the participants. She
lived a simple life, and she did not socialize much. She has never been a very social person, so her gradual
withdrawal seemed fairly normal to the family.
Just
before Christmas, she was moved into a nursing home. She could no longer dress herself or go to the bathroom
alone. Walking with a walker had
become increasingly problematic.
She needed more care than she could afford in assisted living, where
each assisted task is charged on an individual basis. Although her mind remains sharp, her body has been
ravaged. Parkinson’s is a
progressive disease. She now needs
professional care round the clock.
It has become that time of her life we all knew would eventually come,
but all tried not to think about it until we had to. It sucks…
I
cannot imagine any one wants to move into a nursing home. The loss of privacy represents a loss
of dignity. We are a family of limited
means. For people like us once a
parent’s money has been depleted, and if the children are not wealthy, nursing home
care means a shared room and Medicaid. In our capitalist society you get what you pay for. I have no illusions about it being any different when I am old and infirm.
All of her social security and small pension now go the nursing
home. The difference between her
fixed income and the total cost of nursing care and medication is paid for by
Medicaid. Theoretically she gets to keep a little over $50 per month from the income stream. Beyond that her children pay
for her telephone, newspaper, and getting her hair done. We try to pick up or send her cookies,
pretzels, and hard candy for her room. Her roommate does not even have a television, so my
mother shares hers with the roommate.
It seems like a nice place in many ways, it is clean, the food is good,
the aides are kindly, and the nurses are competent. Still, the economics are such that places like this are
routinely understaffed. Waiting
for help with basic needs is the norm.
Betty Davis once said “Growing old ain’t for sissies!” Too true. Under these circumstances elderly people are heroic, striving
to derive pleasure and joy when they can. If the food is prepared well and
tastes good, they all talk about it.
If they watch sports and their team wins, they are thrilled. If a family member or old friends comes to
visit, they appreciate it. A card
in the mail screams “Someone cares about you!” Every kindness is treasured.
Apparently
when the elderly get urinary tract infections (UTI) they can become confused
and agitated, very much like dementia. The confusion goes away after
a few days of antibiotics. It is
apparently a common phenomenon in a nursing facility. This happened to my sweet Mother last week, in the first
month of her stay at the nursing home. Mom has not displayed dementia previously, except for
a short-term incident about 8 years ago related to and following major surgery. So we were concerned last week when her
caregiver, our sister ERB, stopped by to see her after work and found her to be
a bit out of touch with reality. Mom
insisted certain things happened that did not happen and was seeing and talking
to people who were not there. When
ERB reported it to the nurse, the nurse said it was likely a UTI and she would
have the doctor check it out. Sure
enough, that is what she has. However, today is day 4 of the antibiotic and she is still
slipping in and out of reality. Disturbing. In the words of my sister ERB, “I want my Mom back.”
Sunday, January 19, 2014
Buying, Moving, and Selling
BUYING:
It is likely we will actually buy the house we have an offer on in Florida. The offer has been accepted. An actual closing date is being proposed. We have been pre-approved for the loan. Now the fun (NOT!) begins.
We are having some more problems with the Florida house re-inspection. Sheesh. I hate those *$#@! bankers. They did a half-assed job of fixing something from the previous inspection (which resulted in us walking away from this house the first time around, back in November - and, by God, don't think we won't do it again!). Now we have to fight nearly the same fight all over again. The house is a foreclosure and unfortunately the owners are not in the picture. It is Fannie Mae and the bankers are in charge. They do not seem to care one bit about the house and the damage they will do to it if they do not fix things correctly. Soul-less, limited vision, greedy, liars, cheaters, blah, blah, blah. I really cannot get started on this right now. Will get back to you with more on that later - too fresh to talk about without filling me with anxiety and provoking a full-on rant attack. And it hasn't been resolved one way or another yet. Hopefully tomorrow.
It is likely we will actually buy the house we have an offer on in Florida. The offer has been accepted. An actual closing date is being proposed. We have been pre-approved for the loan. Now the fun (NOT!) begins.
We are having some more problems with the Florida house re-inspection. Sheesh. I hate those *$#@! bankers. They did a half-assed job of fixing something from the previous inspection (which resulted in us walking away from this house the first time around, back in November - and, by God, don't think we won't do it again!). Now we have to fight nearly the same fight all over again. The house is a foreclosure and unfortunately the owners are not in the picture. It is Fannie Mae and the bankers are in charge. They do not seem to care one bit about the house and the damage they will do to it if they do not fix things correctly. Soul-less, limited vision, greedy, liars, cheaters, blah, blah, blah. I really cannot get started on this right now. Will get back to you with more on that later - too fresh to talk about without filling me with anxiety and provoking a full-on rant attack. And it hasn't been resolved one way or another yet. Hopefully tomorrow.
I hate, hate, hate this stuff. It reminds me too much of work but without the authority I was used to. Work
was not personal, so I could make decisions and play hardball and feel
like it was a fun game that was mine to win. This, however, is my life. And I cannot just make all
the decisions on my own. I have to compromise and present a united
front with my husband/partner, T. If you have ever been in a relationship with another human being you know that rarely do two people ever agree on everything. Or maybe anything. But certainly never on how to direct a negotiation. The inherent differences between two people's tolerance for risk are all too clear when they have to come together as one unit in the midst of an external negotiation process. The struggle for two people to compromise in order to present a united front is mindboggling! Seriously, it gets complicated. It would probably be easier if one of us was a passive type. But no, we cannot even slow dance together because I am unable to follow his lead. I am not kidding. We were both managers for many years and we are both used to being in charge at work. This "buying a home" thing is good experience for us to learn to compromise and share power and authority in our old age. Finally, after 42 1/2 years together! We are making headway - mostly because HE is a rational person. I will be so
happy when buying, moving, and selling are all behind us and we can get
back to settling into retirement.
MOVING:
We want to interview a couple of realtors for selling our old house in NYS and get a few estimates from movers for moving our stuff down to Florida. We had one well known moving company come and give us an estimate last week - really liked the estimator and we think we
got a good quote. Either this is going to be the easy part of the relocation, or it simply has not progressed to the part of the moving process that will drive me crazy.
SELLING:
We have been de-cluttering like crazy, and packing slowly but surely. We are also painting some rooms, replacing things, cleaning, and generally trying to get the house to look good. We finally met with a realtor the other day. He is the son of a friend, fairly new to the game, but middle-aged and reinventing himself as a realtor after a successful career in the construction business. I like his energy and enthusiasm (and sheer joy), but will also call a second, more experienced realtor and compare their services. The more established realtor is someone our daughter used when she and MV lived up north. I will confess to a worry about the more established of the two being motivated to sell a funky old house like ours out in the boondocks. This place will not represent a lot of money for a realtor, and I worry the more established one is used to a different clientele and a higher profit. The newer one seems "hungry" to make some sales and create a reputation. He also grew up in this neck of the woods and understands the "rural life" and the people inhabiting the area. If red flags are popping up in your mind, please do not worry. We still have an open mind. Really. :)
We have been de-cluttering like crazy, and packing slowly but surely. We are also painting some rooms, replacing things, cleaning, and generally trying to get the house to look good. We finally met with a realtor the other day. He is the son of a friend, fairly new to the game, but middle-aged and reinventing himself as a realtor after a successful career in the construction business. I like his energy and enthusiasm (and sheer joy), but will also call a second, more experienced realtor and compare their services. The more established realtor is someone our daughter used when she and MV lived up north. I will confess to a worry about the more established of the two being motivated to sell a funky old house like ours out in the boondocks. This place will not represent a lot of money for a realtor, and I worry the more established one is used to a different clientele and a higher profit. The newer one seems "hungry" to make some sales and create a reputation. He also grew up in this neck of the woods and understands the "rural life" and the people inhabiting the area. If red flags are popping up in your mind, please do not worry. We still have an open mind. Really. :)
Saturday, December 7, 2013
A crying shame
Being someone who does not cry in the
workplace is a persona I have carefully cultivated over the years. I believed I needed to be strong; even tough. As an old feminist, I feared displaying too much emotion at work was one of those things that held
women back. I still believe that.
I have joyfully mentored many women over the years. For better or worse, one
of the things I tried to do was to break them of work-related crying
habits. I am not saying that crying
is bad. In many areas of our lives
it is appropriate and even a good thing to do. I am saying that it does not serve a useful purpose in
the workplace. It is hard to
take someone seriously as an employee or as a “player” when they are
crying. Although I know people usually cry at work simply because they are not able to control their emotions, and often for good reasons, it is important to realize that observers often interpret workplace crying as either a tactic or a weakness. Neither perception helps get raises,
promotions, or more challenging job tasks.
I hate to cry – even if I am alone and at home. It is physically unpleasant. I look awful. I feel awful. I use a lot of Kleenex. It gives me a headache and a sore throat. My eyes become bloodshot and my nose gets red. At this point in my life, only
the death of a loved one can bring me to tears. Perhaps that will change in retirement as I learn to “live
in the moment,” (a cliché I am personally tired of hearing, sorry to resort to using it here) and become more relaxed about how I
react to events. In the workplace stressful events were things I had to “get through.” In retirement stressful
events will hopefully become things I “live through” and allow myself to feel
and fully experience. Does living well mean feeling deeply? I will have to get back to
you on that. I am not actually ready to give up my non-crying persona yet.
Thursday, November 14, 2013
Enough already!
Are you getting tired of reading about how happy I
am since I retired? I am almost tired
of saying it. I am going to
stop real soon. I promise. It seems like I am
bragging, but apparently “feeling happy” just never gets old. The stated purpose of my blog is to explore my thoughts about aging. Consequently, I am going to share some thoughts on the subject of making the decision to retire. It is, after all, a personal decision - and although I am writing about what worked for me, it is not for everyone. So, please continue to humor me while I ramble on.
I was talking to T at dinner about how
good I felt. He said, “yeah, you
feel relief, right?” I
thought about it and decided it was a tripartite process, this
"happiness in retirement."
First there is relief. Then there is a sense of freedom, followed by
the feeling of possibility.
That is what I mean when I say I am happy. Could it be that mind-numbing boredom is right around
the corner? Financial concerns? Lack of purpose? Probably I will experience all of those things at one time or another. For now, I am just trying to
figure out this thing called retirement as I go along.
I was not prepared for it.
I did not expect it.
Truthfully, I did not think about how I would feel once I was
retired. I retired because I was
done. I had an epiphany last
summer. Some lame crisis
came up and I, of course, had to find a way to resolve it. It occurred to me while solving
the problem that the thrill of “Problem Solving” was no longer present in my
work life. As my friend SH S
would say: “Bam, Pow.” I was over
it. I was over my job. Damn! Time to retire.
Problem Solver was a role I loved. I was the administrative manager in an academic department with over 100 people. I had minimal control over what
would happen next, and maximum responsibility for resolving
it. That pretty much defines office jobs everywhere.
I was not the only office worker in the department doing this kind of work. Office workers are heroic, self-sacrificing, and extremely productive. Many people do not seem to appreciate how hard office staff work and how much they care about others. Add to the office mix all the management stuff and you have some
idea how I have spent the last 37 years. During my working years I genuinely loved whatever job I had; however, in recent years it all started to get old. One of the only things that made it worthwhile
towards the end (besides the people) was the rush I felt when problem solving. It was creative. It was fun. It was challenging. However, by the time I made the decision to retire my shoulders were constantly up around my
ears. I took only shallow breaths. My brow was furrowed. My hair turned gray. Okay, okay, maybe the hair turning gray was just a natural part
of growing older. Still…the
hair turned gray. I gained a ton of weight by
stress eating, and I drank like a fish. A couple of years ago I developed a mysterious rash on
my face and hands. I ignored
it. All of this seemed acceptable as long
as I still got a creative rush from the job. So when I had that particular epiphany last summer and realized the
thrill was truly dead and gone, I knew it was time for me to
retire. Because if I was not having fun, then I would not be creative. And if I was not creatively inclined towards my work tasks, then I would not be doing a good job in the future. After that the decision to retire was easy and obvious for me.
My Mom retired in her mid-70s, and then only because she had Parkinson's Disease. She loved her job. She did not retire because she wanted to and she was certainly not happy to make the decision to stop. I am still sad she was unable to continue doing what she loved and wanted to do: work. I have other friends and family who worked into their late 60s and early 70s. They did so because they loved working, or because they needed the money, or both. All excellent reasons to avoid retirement. When to retire is, like I said, personal. You will know when you are "done." We are all so different. There is no-one-size-fits-all model for human behavior. Do what makes you happy.
Wednesday, February 22, 2012
Circumcision
OMG - let me tell you about the circumcision! It was heartbreaking but memorable.
Yesterday my son-in-law, MV, had to go back to work so he could not go to the circumcision. Because my daughter, M, still cannot drive I took M and N to get N circumcised while my granddaughter, E, was in school. The hospital (a prestigious Women and Babies Hospital) had given MV a referral to a pediatric practice that regularly did circumcisions for them, a husband and wife team. All sounds good, right?
We had an adventure finding the place to begin with. When we finally got there it was a small practice in a funky little inner city shopping center. Just one waiting area (no "well" waiting room with a separate "sick" waiting room like M & MV have become accustomed to with their pediatrician). The floor of the waiting area was tile, and obviously had not been mopped in recent years. There was only one other family waiting, but they had a very sick little boy, so we sat all the way on the other side of the room from them and I held up N's blanket over his face to block him from germs.
The woman in the other family was a skanky, skinny, white street momma with obscene tattoos all over her arms. I cannot figure out how she had two children because she had the skinniest butt in the world; absolutely no hips and 0% body fat. Her lank hair hung to her waist. She could not sit still. Her eyes were messed up and unfocused - maybe on drugs? Apparently she had been there for a while because she was super angry, bitching out loud to her equally skinny Goth husband about the doctors making their kids wait and taking others in before them. She also ranted on about how the doctors spent too much time with their patients and should just get a better system to move people through more quickly. I found that to be an interesting argument for a young mother to make when her kids were sick. She kept interrupting the secretary to give her a hard time every 5 minutes or so. She just would not shut up or sit down. She was working my last nerve.
I scoped her out, figured I could take her down if I had to (she was really skinny and obviously distracted) and passed the time by fantasizing about beating her to a pulp. She stayed on her side of the room. At one point she caught my eye and said, "I'm so mad at these damn doctors, I'd like to just clean this room." That made me laugh, and then I felt less inclined to kick her ass.
When an African American family came in, both parents with their children, it made the skanky white woman settle down. The African American mother was clearly a woman of substance. She had three small children and would not let them play with the toys because of germs, and had the children singing church songs while they waited. Cutest damn thing - those kids sang so sweetly and were trying to remember the words to "He's Got the Whole World in His Hands."
M texted MV the whole time we waited, seemingly trying to get information to fill out the forms. She told me later that she was texting him about leaving because the place was so skeevy. He was helping her plan her escape. She was just getting up to tell the secretary we changed our minds when they called her name. So we went in. Keep in mind that we expected this surgery to happen in the hospital, but the hospital dropped the ball. MV took him to his regular pediatrician last week, and that doctor said she did not do circumcisions. This poor baby needed to get this circumcision done before he was old enough to remember! I decided that if the doctor did not wash his hands I was going to grab N and run with him.
I really liked Dr. W (we got the husband). He wore superhero scrubs and was funny and friendly. He talked to N, and laughed at my jokes. He was kind and thoughtful to Mother M. The room we were in was clean, and the nurse was sweet and attentive. The doctor said that, although we were welcome to remain while the procedure was done, most people opted to go in the waiting room. We wanted to stay. I asked if I could watch. He said "Sure, as long as you don't get queasy." I am the woman who wanted to be awake for my hysterectomy, so I knew I was going to be fine.
I am not one to display (or even feel) emotions in the midst of a crisis. Well, that's not exactly true - I do feel anxiety. If that is an emotion. Mostly, I am just there... in the moment, rolling with the punches. I fall apart later, when I am alone. Crying in public is not an option for me. I would not be able to cry if I wanted to in most situations. Good thing, too, 'cause I look God awful ugly when I cry, and I need an entire box of Kleenex. Plus, in this particular situation curiosity got the best of me and I could not pass up the opportunity to see exactly how this infamous surgical procedure was done - up close and personal.
I could not believe my good fortune. At first M was up there with a touch to his face and the pacifier handy, but when N started raging and turning all red faced (he has never cried that hard before) she just could not bear it; she had to sit down next to the desk where she cried her heart out at the idea of her baby suffering. They both cried their way through it, actually.
Of course that meant the way was clear for me to move in and get a closer view, and also to provide some emotional support and love to that sweet, sweet baby boy. I was there like a shot! I put my left hand on his hair to make sure he knew he was not alone and then I sang to him. I sang every nursery rhyme and children's song I knew. He actually stopped crying a couple of times to listen. All of this while I struggled to contort my upper torso to keep out of the way of the doctor AND continue to keep my eyes on the task at hand.
Actually, they had numbed his private parts, so I do not believe he felt any pain after the needle delivered the pain killer. The needle hurt him, I am sure, because that is when he started crying. But what REALLY pissed him off was that they tied down his hands and legs so he couldn't move - and this boy is a mover and a shaker. It freaked him out and he was raging against the injustice of it all. The reason I know this to be true is because if you could have seen what I saw, and if that baby could have felt what was happening, he would have been shrieking in pain. Which he was not. He was red faced and mad. Totally different cry. Anyway, that's my story and I'm stickin' to it. I hope it is true.
By the time I drove them home, I was shaking. All three of us were overwhelmed by what we had been through. I just wanted to drink a beer and stare off into space for an hour or two. But I needed to pick up E from school instead. That's another story. Next time.
Yesterday my son-in-law, MV, had to go back to work so he could not go to the circumcision. Because my daughter, M, still cannot drive I took M and N to get N circumcised while my granddaughter, E, was in school. The hospital (a prestigious Women and Babies Hospital) had given MV a referral to a pediatric practice that regularly did circumcisions for them, a husband and wife team. All sounds good, right?
We had an adventure finding the place to begin with. When we finally got there it was a small practice in a funky little inner city shopping center. Just one waiting area (no "well" waiting room with a separate "sick" waiting room like M & MV have become accustomed to with their pediatrician). The floor of the waiting area was tile, and obviously had not been mopped in recent years. There was only one other family waiting, but they had a very sick little boy, so we sat all the way on the other side of the room from them and I held up N's blanket over his face to block him from germs.
The woman in the other family was a skanky, skinny, white street momma with obscene tattoos all over her arms. I cannot figure out how she had two children because she had the skinniest butt in the world; absolutely no hips and 0% body fat. Her lank hair hung to her waist. She could not sit still. Her eyes were messed up and unfocused - maybe on drugs? Apparently she had been there for a while because she was super angry, bitching out loud to her equally skinny Goth husband about the doctors making their kids wait and taking others in before them. She also ranted on about how the doctors spent too much time with their patients and should just get a better system to move people through more quickly. I found that to be an interesting argument for a young mother to make when her kids were sick. She kept interrupting the secretary to give her a hard time every 5 minutes or so. She just would not shut up or sit down. She was working my last nerve.
I scoped her out, figured I could take her down if I had to (she was really skinny and obviously distracted) and passed the time by fantasizing about beating her to a pulp. She stayed on her side of the room. At one point she caught my eye and said, "I'm so mad at these damn doctors, I'd like to just clean this room." That made me laugh, and then I felt less inclined to kick her ass.
When an African American family came in, both parents with their children, it made the skanky white woman settle down. The African American mother was clearly a woman of substance. She had three small children and would not let them play with the toys because of germs, and had the children singing church songs while they waited. Cutest damn thing - those kids sang so sweetly and were trying to remember the words to "He's Got the Whole World in His Hands."
M texted MV the whole time we waited, seemingly trying to get information to fill out the forms. She told me later that she was texting him about leaving because the place was so skeevy. He was helping her plan her escape. She was just getting up to tell the secretary we changed our minds when they called her name. So we went in. Keep in mind that we expected this surgery to happen in the hospital, but the hospital dropped the ball. MV took him to his regular pediatrician last week, and that doctor said she did not do circumcisions. This poor baby needed to get this circumcision done before he was old enough to remember! I decided that if the doctor did not wash his hands I was going to grab N and run with him.
I really liked Dr. W (we got the husband). He wore superhero scrubs and was funny and friendly. He talked to N, and laughed at my jokes. He was kind and thoughtful to Mother M. The room we were in was clean, and the nurse was sweet and attentive. The doctor said that, although we were welcome to remain while the procedure was done, most people opted to go in the waiting room. We wanted to stay. I asked if I could watch. He said "Sure, as long as you don't get queasy." I am the woman who wanted to be awake for my hysterectomy, so I knew I was going to be fine.
I am not one to display (or even feel) emotions in the midst of a crisis. Well, that's not exactly true - I do feel anxiety. If that is an emotion. Mostly, I am just there... in the moment, rolling with the punches. I fall apart later, when I am alone. Crying in public is not an option for me. I would not be able to cry if I wanted to in most situations. Good thing, too, 'cause I look God awful ugly when I cry, and I need an entire box of Kleenex. Plus, in this particular situation curiosity got the best of me and I could not pass up the opportunity to see exactly how this infamous surgical procedure was done - up close and personal.
I could not believe my good fortune. At first M was up there with a touch to his face and the pacifier handy, but when N started raging and turning all red faced (he has never cried that hard before) she just could not bear it; she had to sit down next to the desk where she cried her heart out at the idea of her baby suffering. They both cried their way through it, actually.
Of course that meant the way was clear for me to move in and get a closer view, and also to provide some emotional support and love to that sweet, sweet baby boy. I was there like a shot! I put my left hand on his hair to make sure he knew he was not alone and then I sang to him. I sang every nursery rhyme and children's song I knew. He actually stopped crying a couple of times to listen. All of this while I struggled to contort my upper torso to keep out of the way of the doctor AND continue to keep my eyes on the task at hand.
Actually, they had numbed his private parts, so I do not believe he felt any pain after the needle delivered the pain killer. The needle hurt him, I am sure, because that is when he started crying. But what REALLY pissed him off was that they tied down his hands and legs so he couldn't move - and this boy is a mover and a shaker. It freaked him out and he was raging against the injustice of it all. The reason I know this to be true is because if you could have seen what I saw, and if that baby could have felt what was happening, he would have been shrieking in pain. Which he was not. He was red faced and mad. Totally different cry. Anyway, that's my story and I'm stickin' to it. I hope it is true.
By the time I drove them home, I was shaking. All three of us were overwhelmed by what we had been through. I just wanted to drink a beer and stare off into space for an hour or two. But I needed to pick up E from school instead. That's another story. Next time.
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