It is hard being surrounded by the pain, hardship and hatred that is rampant in this old world. I notice the wrongness of it even more since my life has slowed down. I am often crippled by despair when faced with cruelty and injustice. The recent murders in Charleston have been a struggle to process. I must say, the young man who committed those atrocities seems less than human to me. There is something sadly rotten about his inner core. Not only do I grieve for those innocent people who were murdered, I grieve for the death of the murderer's humanity. That he sat through that peaceful time with those good people, found it hard to perform his evil deeds because the people "were so nice to him," and then to have still killed them for the sake of ideological hatred and divisiveness, that is pure evil. There is no getting around it.
His crimes are extreme. He wants to incite a race war. He wants to turn humanity upside down and in his bizarre notion of reality he wants us all to behave like sick, rabid animals.
His are crimes against humanity. All crimes are, actually, because we are a community. When crimes are committed within our community all of our humanity is diminished. We all suffer. Crimes have that ripple effect. Some crimes are worse and more far-reaching than others. And that is why it is important that the punishment fits the crime.
I wonder what the best and most effective punishment for this particular young man might be? What might best benefit the community - the entire country? Let us assume that he is neither mentally ill nor of subhuman intelligence. If he is simply an evil man who committed a heinous atrocity, what is the best way for him to atone for his sins? Is it even possible?
It is easy to fantasize in anger and imagine him being executed in pain, or to have him spend his entire life in solitary confinement. But what is appropriate punishment for someone like him, someone who wanted to plunge an entire country into "race war?" Remember, he is someone who wants evil to triumph over good, for ignorance to be valued over intellect. This is heady stuff!
Punishment is supposed to provide a means for a criminal to atone for a crime so s/he can be forgiven and reintegrated into the community. Sometimes we lose sight of the rehabilitation aspect of imprisonment. But what would it take to rehabilitate a man like this? Could something clear this murderer's mind of hatred, jealousy, and fear? What would enable him to think instead of just feel? How could he begin to understand exactly what he has done? If only he could begin to comprehend the vast and terrifying repercussions of his crime, victim by victim. He would experience the overwhelming sadness and loss his actions engendered in each family member and friend. He would see clearly how his actions fanned the flames of hatred and distrust in both the bad people and in the good people throughout this troubled country. Let's face it, making bad people more hateful is like taking a day off; but doing something so terrible that it makes good people begin to hate is a sincerely horrifying transgression.
Is there any possible way for him to atone for his actions beyond understanding what he did and then suffering endless regret? And if understanding and regret are not possible, is there really any reason for this young man to continue to live? I hate asking that question. I do not have an answer.
However, I do know this. Those family members who stood up and forgave him the very day after the murders are the heroes of humanity. They stand as an example for every person who ever wanted to be more fully human. Why? Because they are good people who refused to hate. In doing so, they triumphed over evil and their actions are our hope for the future.
coming out of my shell
Wednesday, June 24, 2015
Wednesday, June 17, 2015
Affinity as a euphemism for belonging
A friend sent me the following poem. She knows I miss the trees that grew on our land when we lived in Upstate NY.
I think about trees a lot. I am thinking increasingly more about Central Florida trees. I love the big shade trees that provide the forest canopy: American Sycamores, Live Oaks, Laurel Oaks, Cabbage Palms, Southern Magnolias, Bald Cypress, and whatever the hell kind of pine trees those are. There are many more. Unfortunately, I do not know what most of these native trees are called and it is frustrating to not know their names.
I also think about the understory in natural areas; the smaller trees, palms, and shrubs that grow below the canopy trees providing the deep, dark, wild feeling to the woods. Without the understory there would be no snakes, no lizards, no fairies! Anyway, I especially want to thank who or whatever is in charge of creation for Saw Palmetto, Beautyberry, and Firebush. Nice job!
We live near a really nice, long bike trail. My husband, T, and I both have Electra Townie bikes. I have heard them referred to as city bikes, or cruisers. You can sit up fairly straight as you ride. They are oldster bikes, and we love them. Mine has black and tan Hawaiian print plastic fenders. I also have brown leather hand grips and seat, and a black mesh market basket for the front. The basket comes off easily when we go to the Farmer's Market. My bike is très chic!
The younger bikers speed past me on the left, hunched over on their sleek, fast bikes with uncomfortable seats. They are going places, I can see that. I am simply meandering along with the trail.
At what point did I go from being a dynamic youngster to a daydreaming oldster? I don't remember. Age snuck up on me. However, by the time I noticed, I was ready to slow down. So far I am reasonably happy with aging, except for this unfortunate thing that has become my neck. I am definitely happy with retirement. I do not miss being in a hurry. I enjoy having time to think. As long as we both stay healthy and active it is a pretty good gig.
Occasionally someone on a fast bike will yell "nice bike!" as they whizz by. I have to confess; sometimes I wonder if they are laughing at me. That's OK, sometimes I laugh at what they look like in their biking costumes. Nevertheless, I admire their energy. I hope they get wherever they are going on time and I send loving and encouraging thoughts their way 'cause, you know, they are the future and all that. I prefer to believe they are happy to see older people still active on the bike trail. If they are lucky, someday it could be them on the trail riding an Electra Townie with Hawaiian print fenders. Maybe they are lusting after my bike! Yeah, that's probably it. Bikers, for the most part, seem like a pretty decent bunch.
On our morning bike rides we go through beautiful natural areas that are being bulldozed and razed for new housing developments. There are more and more of them. It scares me. I fear someday there will no longer be a canopy or an understory surrounding any part of the trail. The large, old trees are the first to come down. They once shaded the trail. Now more and more of the trail is open to the blazing sun because of the developers' lack of vision. It is hotter than hell down here, we NEED some shade. I do not understand people who only care about making a profit.
I guess a developer can make more money if s/he eliminates all the mature trees on the site. That way they can lay out the ever bigger houses closer and closer together, without regard for trees or tree roots, which are just an obstacle to development if you think about it...
The newer subdivisions have huge houses that are unbelievably close together with virtually no back yard. There is no way they can have pools, or trampolines, or swing sets out back. There is no room. Oh Gee, now I am filled with anxiety about the future of humanity. I need to take a pill, and quick.
When you have a very tiny yard you cannot plant large shade trees to replace the ones that were destroyed when the house was built. Not only is there not enough space for them to grow, it would take 20 - 30 years for them to reach a decent size. Instead, the developers "landscape" by sticking in spindly palms here and there. I like palms but a single palm tree provides virtually no shade and anyway, most people trim them to look like trees that belong in a Dr. Seuss landscape. I would laugh if it didn't make me want to cry. It cannot be good for a palm tree to be over-manicured like that. They are trees, too.
If only it WAS mangroves I was seeing when I walked outside my house in this damn Central Florida subdivision! Mangroves are seriously interesting trees. Why couldn't our daughter, M, and her family have moved to the Florida Keys so we could have followed them there to be near the grandkids? I could have passed as normal in the Conch Republic. Plus, I always figured retirement would be my last chance to be an outlaw. Yet another dream deferred.
The Mangroves
by Mary Oliver
by Mary Oliver
As I said before, I am living now
in a warm place, surrounded by
mangroves. Mostly I walk beside
them, they discourage entrance.
The black oaks and the pines
of my northern home are in my heart,
even as I hear them whisper, “Listen,
we are trees too.” Okay, I’m trying. They
certainly put on an endless performance
of leaves. Admiring is easy, but affinity,
that does take some time. So many
and so leggy and all of them rising as if
attempting to escape this world which, don’t
they know it, can’t be done. “Are you
trying to fly or what?” I ask, and they
answer back, “We are what we are, you
are what you are, love us if you can.”I also think about the understory in natural areas; the smaller trees, palms, and shrubs that grow below the canopy trees providing the deep, dark, wild feeling to the woods. Without the understory there would be no snakes, no lizards, no fairies! Anyway, I especially want to thank who or whatever is in charge of creation for Saw Palmetto, Beautyberry, and Firebush. Nice job!
We live near a really nice, long bike trail. My husband, T, and I both have Electra Townie bikes. I have heard them referred to as city bikes, or cruisers. You can sit up fairly straight as you ride. They are oldster bikes, and we love them. Mine has black and tan Hawaiian print plastic fenders. I also have brown leather hand grips and seat, and a black mesh market basket for the front. The basket comes off easily when we go to the Farmer's Market. My bike is très chic!
The younger bikers speed past me on the left, hunched over on their sleek, fast bikes with uncomfortable seats. They are going places, I can see that. I am simply meandering along with the trail.
At what point did I go from being a dynamic youngster to a daydreaming oldster? I don't remember. Age snuck up on me. However, by the time I noticed, I was ready to slow down. So far I am reasonably happy with aging, except for this unfortunate thing that has become my neck. I am definitely happy with retirement. I do not miss being in a hurry. I enjoy having time to think. As long as we both stay healthy and active it is a pretty good gig.
Occasionally someone on a fast bike will yell "nice bike!" as they whizz by. I have to confess; sometimes I wonder if they are laughing at me. That's OK, sometimes I laugh at what they look like in their biking costumes. Nevertheless, I admire their energy. I hope they get wherever they are going on time and I send loving and encouraging thoughts their way 'cause, you know, they are the future and all that. I prefer to believe they are happy to see older people still active on the bike trail. If they are lucky, someday it could be them on the trail riding an Electra Townie with Hawaiian print fenders. Maybe they are lusting after my bike! Yeah, that's probably it. Bikers, for the most part, seem like a pretty decent bunch.
On our morning bike rides we go through beautiful natural areas that are being bulldozed and razed for new housing developments. There are more and more of them. It scares me. I fear someday there will no longer be a canopy or an understory surrounding any part of the trail. The large, old trees are the first to come down. They once shaded the trail. Now more and more of the trail is open to the blazing sun because of the developers' lack of vision. It is hotter than hell down here, we NEED some shade. I do not understand people who only care about making a profit.
I guess a developer can make more money if s/he eliminates all the mature trees on the site. That way they can lay out the ever bigger houses closer and closer together, without regard for trees or tree roots, which are just an obstacle to development if you think about it...
The newer subdivisions have huge houses that are unbelievably close together with virtually no back yard. There is no way they can have pools, or trampolines, or swing sets out back. There is no room. Oh Gee, now I am filled with anxiety about the future of humanity. I need to take a pill, and quick.
When you have a very tiny yard you cannot plant large shade trees to replace the ones that were destroyed when the house was built. Not only is there not enough space for them to grow, it would take 20 - 30 years for them to reach a decent size. Instead, the developers "landscape" by sticking in spindly palms here and there. I like palms but a single palm tree provides virtually no shade and anyway, most people trim them to look like trees that belong in a Dr. Seuss landscape. I would laugh if it didn't make me want to cry. It cannot be good for a palm tree to be over-manicured like that. They are trees, too.
If only it WAS mangroves I was seeing when I walked outside my house in this damn Central Florida subdivision! Mangroves are seriously interesting trees. Why couldn't our daughter, M, and her family have moved to the Florida Keys so we could have followed them there to be near the grandkids? I could have passed as normal in the Conch Republic. Plus, I always figured retirement would be my last chance to be an outlaw. Yet another dream deferred.
Friday, June 12, 2015
Fury Road
T and I finally went to see the new Mad Max movie (Fury Road) the other night. Fury Road was not nearly as good as the gloriously futuristic Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior, from 1981. Fury Road fell short because it has a few of the corn-ball, Disneyesque elements that ruined Beyond Thunderdome for me.
OK, I realize I am probably losing my audience right now. Yes, this is a 63 year old woman writing a review of a post apocalyptic action movie. Let me ask you to keep an open mind for a few moments, though. I am trying to figure out WHY I liked Fury Road. If you have any sense of the absurd at all, the fact that a 63 year old woman can like a movie like this is weird enough that it justifies further consideration.
Fury Road's good guys included women of various ages, including multiple gray haired women. I liked that, too; although they most certainly did not develop the characters for the old women. Come on, it is a pop culture movie and it is NEVER going to get it right or be great art. But at least they acknowledged the older women as courageous and worthy human beings. They also put them on motorcycles and gave them guns. That's new.
OK, I realize I am probably losing my audience right now. Yes, this is a 63 year old woman writing a review of a post apocalyptic action movie. Let me ask you to keep an open mind for a few moments, though. I am trying to figure out WHY I liked Fury Road. If you have any sense of the absurd at all, the fact that a 63 year old woman can like a movie like this is weird enough that it justifies further consideration.
- It was fun, fast paced, and loud
- I like it when the bad guys get blown up
- The bad guys looked like neo-nazi skin heads, making it even more satisfying to see them get blown up
- The skinheads go into battle with a heavy metal music war-vehicle featuring skin head drummers on back and a headbanger guitar player tied to the front playing a huge red electric guitar
- The skin head army is motivated to fight and die in battle by their leader's exhortation that dying in battle is the price they must pay for entrance into paradise, Valhalla (giving even Vikings a bad name!).
Fury Road's good guys included women of various ages, including multiple gray haired women. I liked that, too; although they most certainly did not develop the characters for the old women. Come on, it is a pop culture movie and it is NEVER going to get it right or be great art. But at least they acknowledged the older women as courageous and worthy human beings. They also put them on motorcycles and gave them guns. That's new.
Monday, June 1, 2015
Deep Thought
The other morning I almost made pasta sauce with peppermint instead of oregano.
I decided to make red sauce in the slow cooker for a change. I have two friends who are sisters. I have known them since high school. Their Italian mother used to make a memorable sauce wherein she simmered it all day. It was the best thing I had ever tasted when I was 16. They keep telling me her sauce only consisted of tomato paste and veal, but I cannot bring myself to cook with calf meat; it is too sad. I wondered if I could get a similar intensity of flavor with my own red sauce if I used the slow cooker for, say, 7 hours? I figured while it cooked I could go to the Farmer's Market and buy veggies, and perhaps even purchase the Gardenia I have been dreaming about. Maybe two.
I had just finished watching a 20 minute long YouTube video of Oprah interviewing the Vietnamese Zen Buddhist monk, Thích Nhất Hạnh. Just to give you an idea about how special this guy is, Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. nominated him for the Nobel Peace Prize in 1967. His thoughts on suffering and compassion, anger and love are pretty logical; not the least bit goofy. I was feeling kind of spiritual, hopeful even, after watching the video. Considering my nearly constant struggles with the issues he raised, I was a bit preoccupied as I subsequently started to make the red sauce. I was deep in thought.
We have both oregano and basil in large pots on our lanai, as well as spearmint and peppermint, cilantro, and thyme. I need some dill. I am trying to grow tarragon from seed, but I am not having any luck. I know it is because tarragon cannot grow here; they don't even sell it at Lowe's. What is wrong with me that I cannot surrender to reality? Even though Lowe's does not sell French Tarragon, they do sell something called Mexican Tarragon. I imagine it is really Mexican Marigold Mint. I should stop being so damned stubborn and give it a try.
I am usually too lazy to cook with fresh herbs. T is the master cook around here. But I just had my mind blown by a holy man and I was determined to be uber-cool and make dinner with fresh herbs. Yeah - "cool." I got it all wrong as usual. I am not bragging. Sometimes I cannot stand myself.
Anyway, I was deep in thought about issues of great spiritual import while I was harvesting herbs. Thinking does not make for mindfulness, by the way. The peppermint is right next to the oregano. I happily snipped peppermint sprigs and brought them into the house to clean them alongside the basil. Luckily they did not smell right when I washed them and my olfactory senses brought me back to reality. I thought, "Wow, this is really odd oregano" before recognizing it for what it was, reliving the snipping experience in my mind, and realizing I had been hacking away at the wrong herb. Sometimes I forget that I need to pull my head out of the sand once in awhile and come up for air.
I am almost sure I don't have dementia, nor was it a Senior Moment. I have always been like this. I can be a very sloppy thinker. On the road of life I am more of a daydreaming passenger than a focused driver.
I took a break from writing and went to the Farmer's Market to buy that Gardenia. I am sad to say the Gardenia vendor was not there. It was disappointing; however, I will try again next week.
The best part of my trek to the market was stumbling upon a new vendor, a lovely middle-aged, red-headed Belgian woman. Her red hair was pulled up in back and she had long, straight bangs. She was elegantly slender, as so many of those Northern European women are, and she was wearing a simple, sleeveless white cotton dress with a nice, tasteful green design that looked to be stamped on the fabric. I want straight hair. I want that dress. I wonder if they make it in a size 14, petite?
She was selling French Madeleines, Dutch Specaloos, and Belgian Waffles. I was beside myself with joy. Her accent was heavy and her command of English was weak. Still, I persisted in engaging her in conversation. I discovered she had only been in the States for 5 weeks. She had a French/English dictionary lying on the counter in case she could not remember a word in English. That just about broke my heart. T and I did a stint at the Farmer's Market last winter selling homemade candles. I know how rough some of those customers can be, even when English is your first language. I was a little in awe of her courage in managing the kiosk alone.
She was a stranger in a strange land and by all that is holy I wanted to make her feel welcome. Talking to her reminded me of the multicultural landscape I used to inhabit over the 37 years I worked at Cornell.
Getting to interact with people from all over the world was the very best part of my working years. I was a staff member, not an academic. Being in a place where I could actually interact with people from other countries was heady stuff for a working stiff like me. I often shepherded new and confused foreign faculty or graduate students through the workings of a complex university bureaucracy. I always felt honored to help them.
Like me, the pastry vendor had recently left her home, a place she loved, to move to this strange place called Central Florida to be near her grown child. Unlike me, she has two other children. One still lives in Belgium, and the other lives in Vietnam. She will be visiting her son in Vietnam this summer. What a brave soul she seemed to be. It is interesting, living a life. When you live for love you never know where life might take you.
Speaking of which, I bought a bag of madeleines and a bag of specaloos and I drove home. When I got inside I wondered why I had not bought the Belgian waffles, too? She had told me she made with Belgian Chocolate chips! I got back in the car, drove back down to the Farmer's Market and bought the waffles. Good thing, too, because those were T's favorite.
Our tween granddaughter, E The Magnificent, was spending the night with us that night. She imagines herself a foodie. I looked forward to sharing them with her and T. Perhaps someday, many years from now, she will be eating a madeleine and will suddenly, inexplicably remember her dear old grandparents. I understand eating madeleines with a hot beverage can invoke these special powers. Of course, I forgot the tea!
I recently started counting calories again. I rode my bike in advance to make room on my balance sheet for pastry.
I decided to make red sauce in the slow cooker for a change. I have two friends who are sisters. I have known them since high school. Their Italian mother used to make a memorable sauce wherein she simmered it all day. It was the best thing I had ever tasted when I was 16. They keep telling me her sauce only consisted of tomato paste and veal, but I cannot bring myself to cook with calf meat; it is too sad. I wondered if I could get a similar intensity of flavor with my own red sauce if I used the slow cooker for, say, 7 hours? I figured while it cooked I could go to the Farmer's Market and buy veggies, and perhaps even purchase the Gardenia I have been dreaming about. Maybe two.
I had just finished watching a 20 minute long YouTube video of Oprah interviewing the Vietnamese Zen Buddhist monk, Thích Nhất Hạnh. Just to give you an idea about how special this guy is, Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. nominated him for the Nobel Peace Prize in 1967. His thoughts on suffering and compassion, anger and love are pretty logical; not the least bit goofy. I was feeling kind of spiritual, hopeful even, after watching the video. Considering my nearly constant struggles with the issues he raised, I was a bit preoccupied as I subsequently started to make the red sauce. I was deep in thought.
We have both oregano and basil in large pots on our lanai, as well as spearmint and peppermint, cilantro, and thyme. I need some dill. I am trying to grow tarragon from seed, but I am not having any luck. I know it is because tarragon cannot grow here; they don't even sell it at Lowe's. What is wrong with me that I cannot surrender to reality? Even though Lowe's does not sell French Tarragon, they do sell something called Mexican Tarragon. I imagine it is really Mexican Marigold Mint. I should stop being so damned stubborn and give it a try.
I am usually too lazy to cook with fresh herbs. T is the master cook around here. But I just had my mind blown by a holy man and I was determined to be uber-cool and make dinner with fresh herbs. Yeah - "cool." I got it all wrong as usual. I am not bragging. Sometimes I cannot stand myself.
Anyway, I was deep in thought about issues of great spiritual import while I was harvesting herbs. Thinking does not make for mindfulness, by the way. The peppermint is right next to the oregano. I happily snipped peppermint sprigs and brought them into the house to clean them alongside the basil. Luckily they did not smell right when I washed them and my olfactory senses brought me back to reality. I thought, "Wow, this is really odd oregano" before recognizing it for what it was, reliving the snipping experience in my mind, and realizing I had been hacking away at the wrong herb. Sometimes I forget that I need to pull my head out of the sand once in awhile and come up for air.
I am almost sure I don't have dementia, nor was it a Senior Moment. I have always been like this. I can be a very sloppy thinker. On the road of life I am more of a daydreaming passenger than a focused driver.
I took a break from writing and went to the Farmer's Market to buy that Gardenia. I am sad to say the Gardenia vendor was not there. It was disappointing; however, I will try again next week.
The best part of my trek to the market was stumbling upon a new vendor, a lovely middle-aged, red-headed Belgian woman. Her red hair was pulled up in back and she had long, straight bangs. She was elegantly slender, as so many of those Northern European women are, and she was wearing a simple, sleeveless white cotton dress with a nice, tasteful green design that looked to be stamped on the fabric. I want straight hair. I want that dress. I wonder if they make it in a size 14, petite?
She was selling French Madeleines, Dutch Specaloos, and Belgian Waffles. I was beside myself with joy. Her accent was heavy and her command of English was weak. Still, I persisted in engaging her in conversation. I discovered she had only been in the States for 5 weeks. She had a French/English dictionary lying on the counter in case she could not remember a word in English. That just about broke my heart. T and I did a stint at the Farmer's Market last winter selling homemade candles. I know how rough some of those customers can be, even when English is your first language. I was a little in awe of her courage in managing the kiosk alone.
She was a stranger in a strange land and by all that is holy I wanted to make her feel welcome. Talking to her reminded me of the multicultural landscape I used to inhabit over the 37 years I worked at Cornell.
Getting to interact with people from all over the world was the very best part of my working years. I was a staff member, not an academic. Being in a place where I could actually interact with people from other countries was heady stuff for a working stiff like me. I often shepherded new and confused foreign faculty or graduate students through the workings of a complex university bureaucracy. I always felt honored to help them.
Like me, the pastry vendor had recently left her home, a place she loved, to move to this strange place called Central Florida to be near her grown child. Unlike me, she has two other children. One still lives in Belgium, and the other lives in Vietnam. She will be visiting her son in Vietnam this summer. What a brave soul she seemed to be. It is interesting, living a life. When you live for love you never know where life might take you.
Speaking of which, I bought a bag of madeleines and a bag of specaloos and I drove home. When I got inside I wondered why I had not bought the Belgian waffles, too? She had told me she made with Belgian Chocolate chips! I got back in the car, drove back down to the Farmer's Market and bought the waffles. Good thing, too, because those were T's favorite.
Our tween granddaughter, E The Magnificent, was spending the night with us that night. She imagines herself a foodie. I looked forward to sharing them with her and T. Perhaps someday, many years from now, she will be eating a madeleine and will suddenly, inexplicably remember her dear old grandparents. I understand eating madeleines with a hot beverage can invoke these special powers. Of course, I forgot the tea!
I recently started counting calories again. I rode my bike in advance to make room on my balance sheet for pastry.
Wednesday, May 27, 2015
Just Plain Mean
When I was a little girl I liked to hide just
out of sight on the breezeway steps so I could hear my mother and Bernie (the
next door neighbor who also happened to be my adored and adoring godmother) gossip at the kitchen table.
They had a coffee klatch every morning while the men were at work, and I loved to hear those women talk. I learned a lot that way. Most of what I learned while surreptitiously listening to The Women was about human nature, about people and what motivated their actions. It was fascinating and my interest in analyzing people's motives and desires has never waned.
I am fairly certain Mom never realized I was there, listening. She probably never knew what a treasure trove of illicit information she was for me. Talk about a liberal education in the humanities! Those two women were pretty insightful. Not only did they do a close reading of most people, they deconstructed them to the bare bone. I think that is one of the reasons I did not want to go to kindergarten. Good stuff was happening at home in the kitchen. That and I did not want to miss watching Captain Kangaroo. I loved Bunny Rabbit. Not as much as Mighty Mouse, but almost.
One thing I suspected back then, and have since learned to be true, is that some people are just plain mean.
If you do not believe me, move someplace new or start a different job where you do not know anyone and they do not know you. The Big Meanies will step up to bat and reveal themselves to be players, quick as shit.
I am beginning to understand meanness. I think it is a strategy insecure people use to maintain the status quo and to ensure that others will not be mean to them. Big Meanies are cruel to newcomers as a means to establish their authority and mark their territory. We really are just base human animals when we do not take the time to think or feel.
Newcomers suffer accordingly; eventually the Big Meanies throw them a bone of kindness to test the waters and see if they will bite. By then the newcomers are so traumatized by isolation and loneliness they will do anything to make the BM like them, including agreeing with everything the aggressive BM says or does for the rest of their natural born lives. Ick. It is all so disturbingly stupid. I am determined to forgive people when they hurt me, because I know they often cannot help themselves. However, I would have to be an idiot to then want to be around someone like that, or to forget what they are capable of. Cruelty is a social game I prefer not to play.
Try not to take it personal if it happens to you. It is almost always about them (the BM), and rarely about you. You could be anyone and the mean person would respond in the same exact way. They do not realize their insecurities are showing. BMs mistake meanness of spirit for strength. And they want to feel strong. We all want to feel strong, and it is much easier to be mean than to be kind. It just is.
I hate to say it... but exposing yourself to a Big Meanie from time to time might just be good for what my Father used to refer to as "your immortal soul." Allowing yourself to be vulnerable is brave. Only when you are vulnerable will you notice the scarcity of good intentions that exist in this old world. This is information you need to know and can definitely use! Understanding meanness just might tip the scales as to whether you become a Big Meanie yourself or not. We all have that meanness in us. I try to control mine each and every day. Mean is one of those things you have to actually try hard not to be. Making that noble effort is part of our humanity. When we think and feel and empathize, we become more fully human.
You really notice meanness when you become a stranger. Middle class culture did not invent the Welcome Wagon to make newcomers feel welcome, they invented it as a marketing tool to get newbies to spend their money at local businesses and to introduce them to local norms. If your neighbor brings you a cake as a "welcome to the neighborhood present" for no other reason than s/he wants to make you feel welcome, then by all means glom on to her/him. S/he is a kind person - a rare find.
What I really hate are cliques. I hated them a million years ago when I was in high school and I hate them now. Is there anything more distasteful than adults circling the wagons for no better reason than to exclude others so as to maintain the status quo?
I guess I understand how cliques happen and why they exist. Belonging to one is the easy way out. We work hard to build relationships with people who are like us, who share our values. I am not saying values are good or bad, I am just saying all too often what is most important in cliques is that the values are shared.
I know, I know, it feels good when everyone is just like you. But a personality can molder if life is too straight and narrow. All too often "easy" just turns out to mean dumb, and "safe" turns out to mean lazy. Most of us will not put in the effort required to think about an issue unless we are challenged.
So why am I bringing this up? Someone was mean to me, and it got me thinking. See what I mean?
I am fairly certain Mom never realized I was there, listening. She probably never knew what a treasure trove of illicit information she was for me. Talk about a liberal education in the humanities! Those two women were pretty insightful. Not only did they do a close reading of most people, they deconstructed them to the bare bone. I think that is one of the reasons I did not want to go to kindergarten. Good stuff was happening at home in the kitchen. That and I did not want to miss watching Captain Kangaroo. I loved Bunny Rabbit. Not as much as Mighty Mouse, but almost.
One thing I suspected back then, and have since learned to be true, is that some people are just plain mean.
If you do not believe me, move someplace new or start a different job where you do not know anyone and they do not know you. The Big Meanies will step up to bat and reveal themselves to be players, quick as shit.
I am beginning to understand meanness. I think it is a strategy insecure people use to maintain the status quo and to ensure that others will not be mean to them. Big Meanies are cruel to newcomers as a means to establish their authority and mark their territory. We really are just base human animals when we do not take the time to think or feel.
Newcomers suffer accordingly; eventually the Big Meanies throw them a bone of kindness to test the waters and see if they will bite. By then the newcomers are so traumatized by isolation and loneliness they will do anything to make the BM like them, including agreeing with everything the aggressive BM says or does for the rest of their natural born lives. Ick. It is all so disturbingly stupid. I am determined to forgive people when they hurt me, because I know they often cannot help themselves. However, I would have to be an idiot to then want to be around someone like that, or to forget what they are capable of. Cruelty is a social game I prefer not to play.
Try not to take it personal if it happens to you. It is almost always about them (the BM), and rarely about you. You could be anyone and the mean person would respond in the same exact way. They do not realize their insecurities are showing. BMs mistake meanness of spirit for strength. And they want to feel strong. We all want to feel strong, and it is much easier to be mean than to be kind. It just is.
I hate to say it... but exposing yourself to a Big Meanie from time to time might just be good for what my Father used to refer to as "your immortal soul." Allowing yourself to be vulnerable is brave. Only when you are vulnerable will you notice the scarcity of good intentions that exist in this old world. This is information you need to know and can definitely use! Understanding meanness just might tip the scales as to whether you become a Big Meanie yourself or not. We all have that meanness in us. I try to control mine each and every day. Mean is one of those things you have to actually try hard not to be. Making that noble effort is part of our humanity. When we think and feel and empathize, we become more fully human.
You really notice meanness when you become a stranger. Middle class culture did not invent the Welcome Wagon to make newcomers feel welcome, they invented it as a marketing tool to get newbies to spend their money at local businesses and to introduce them to local norms. If your neighbor brings you a cake as a "welcome to the neighborhood present" for no other reason than s/he wants to make you feel welcome, then by all means glom on to her/him. S/he is a kind person - a rare find.
What I really hate are cliques. I hated them a million years ago when I was in high school and I hate them now. Is there anything more distasteful than adults circling the wagons for no better reason than to exclude others so as to maintain the status quo?
I guess I understand how cliques happen and why they exist. Belonging to one is the easy way out. We work hard to build relationships with people who are like us, who share our values. I am not saying values are good or bad, I am just saying all too often what is most important in cliques is that the values are shared.
I know, I know, it feels good when everyone is just like you. But a personality can molder if life is too straight and narrow. All too often "easy" just turns out to mean dumb, and "safe" turns out to mean lazy. Most of us will not put in the effort required to think about an issue unless we are challenged.
So why am I bringing this up? Someone was mean to me, and it got me thinking. See what I mean?
Monday, May 25, 2015
Good Grief and the Good Earth
What is this thing they call dirt in Central Florida? It looks like sand mixed with a little topsoil to me. You should
have seen my face when I first dug up a clump of "grass" only to find salt and pepper underneath trying to pass as dirt. I was perplexed.
I am spoiled when it comes to soil. I grew up in the 1950's and 1960's in the Midwestern corn belt. The dirt was dark and rich and vital. If you stuck a seed in the ground it would never fail to grow. My sweet Mother had a vegetable garden as well as flowers. Getting things to grow was never a problem for her. When I was a little girl, I liked to follow her around to see what she was going to do next. She was everything to me back then. I knew if I stuck close to her, interesting things would happen.
Outside in late spring or early summer, she would sometimes keep me out of her hair by giving me a packet of zinnia seeds to plant. They would most definitely sprout and grow into beautiful flowers. They were my flowers. I helped them grow from tiny seeds. It was magical. That is probably when I first caught the gardening bug. Thank you, Ma!
When T and I first moved to upstate New York, we would often go for long drives in the country to compensate for living our lives as worker bees in town. We could not help but notice the soil when the NYS farmers would till their fields. Those Upstate New York fields were filled with large rocks. How in the world they manage to plant crops I will never know. Apparently it is a constant struggle because with freezing and thawing the ground keeps pushing up rocks from the deepest depths of the earth. If you notice a preponderance of lovely stone walls and fences in NYS it is because each year the farmers have to pull big stones and slabs of rock out of the fields so they can plant seeds. They have to do something with those piles of rocks. Consequently, stone fences are what they used to mark their property lines and field borders. It must have been especially hard and discouraging work for the early settlers with their simple tools. Thankfully they stuck with it and figured out how to work that stubborn land. They created beautiful stone fences with the rocks and stones. The results are unique and amazing, well worth the effort.
Once we moved out of town and into the country we got serious about perennial gardening. In addition to removing rocks, we enriched the heavy clay soil on our land. T was still young back then. He did some impressive "double digging" for numerous perennial beds. We read gardening books. We badgered other gardeners with questions. We made mistakes. We figured it out. We changed. We learned.
The first year on that land my Mom came to visit and brought us small, old-fashioned yellow bearded irises she dug out of her own garden. She also brought us a start from her infamous trumpet vine. The original plant had been in her father's garden. She took a cutting from his trumpet vine before he died in 1961 and she kept it alive all those years. Those were the plants we started with.
For years we mulched with composted horse manure in order to improve that soil. Is there anything more comforting than having a mountain of composted horse manure delivered to and dumped on your property? As I said, we lived in the country. It was fully composted, so it did not smell. No one ever complained about our manure pile. I figured they wished they had one, too. Who wouldn't?
We spent every weekend for 6 weeks each spring shoveling shit into our wheelbarrow and then hauling it all over our land to mulch the flower beds. Eventually the mountain became a mole hill. When it was gone, I would plant pumpkin seeds in the good dirt that remained and it became the source for our Halloween pumpkins.
I am assuming our current HOA will not allow us to have a mountain of composted horse manure delivered to our front yard in this subdivision in Central Florida. Bummer. Where would we put it? In the garage? Oh, that IS an evil thought. Please do not let me do that. Instead, we must buy our composted cow manure in bags, for crying out loud. Like normal people. How did it come to this?
So here we are starting over, not knowing the land nor understanding the soil. Again.
I get up each morning and stroll out through the lanai, peering out of our screened-in "birdcage" to stare at the new plantings in the back yard, imagining they have grown overnight. I need to get my fat ass out the screen door and commune with those plants! I need to walk the land, and stop thinking of it as just a small yard. The Good Earth deserves more respect. I need to surrender to this sandy soil and figure out what likes to grow in it.
A friend once gave me a button that said "I don't know where I am going, but I'm on my way!" It made me smile because it was so true. I like to think this is me at my best, aching and floundering; slouching towards change much like Yeats' rough beast from Bethlehem.
Up North I had daylilies of every type and color I could find. The wild ones started blooming in late June. I thought wild daylilies were the most beautiful wildflower of all; however, now that I have seen Maypops in the wild at Lake Louisa State Park in Clermont, Florida, wild daylilies may have to try harder to get my vote. Maypops are also called passionflower vine. The Latin name for Maypops is "Passiflora incarnata!" I think you get the picture.
Once the wild daylilies were spent Up North, one hybrid variety after another would bloom through the end of August. I loved my daylilies. For 9 long months of every cold, gray year I waited for them. When they poked their way out of the earth and started growing, I was happy. I miss them like an old friend. I heard rumors there are varieties that grow in zone 9. I am not sure if I believe it because I have yet to see a daylily down here.
The last ones I saw were Stella D'Oro daylilies just starting to bloom at a South Carolina rest stop on our way down to Florida in late March 2014. I distinctly remember how happy I was to see them! We were homeless, frazzled, and on the road. And then I saw them. I trilled to T: "Oh, the daylilies are starting to bloom here!" Then I thought, "Oh yeah, WE don't HAVE any daylilies." I got back in the car and we resumed our journey to Central Florida, slouching all the way.
I mourn the loss of my sweet Mother's yellow bearded irises. That is another plant you cannot grow down here. Now that Mom is gone, I wish I could have brought some with me. However, I know they would not have survived. Instead, I am planting Louisiana irises in a wet area next to the house. I think I will like them more than bearded irises anyway. They have a more elegant shape. My mother would understand.
Here is Ma's old fashioned yellow bearded iris:
I am spoiled when it comes to soil. I grew up in the 1950's and 1960's in the Midwestern corn belt. The dirt was dark and rich and vital. If you stuck a seed in the ground it would never fail to grow. My sweet Mother had a vegetable garden as well as flowers. Getting things to grow was never a problem for her. When I was a little girl, I liked to follow her around to see what she was going to do next. She was everything to me back then. I knew if I stuck close to her, interesting things would happen.
Outside in late spring or early summer, she would sometimes keep me out of her hair by giving me a packet of zinnia seeds to plant. They would most definitely sprout and grow into beautiful flowers. They were my flowers. I helped them grow from tiny seeds. It was magical. That is probably when I first caught the gardening bug. Thank you, Ma!
When T and I first moved to upstate New York, we would often go for long drives in the country to compensate for living our lives as worker bees in town. We could not help but notice the soil when the NYS farmers would till their fields. Those Upstate New York fields were filled with large rocks. How in the world they manage to plant crops I will never know. Apparently it is a constant struggle because with freezing and thawing the ground keeps pushing up rocks from the deepest depths of the earth. If you notice a preponderance of lovely stone walls and fences in NYS it is because each year the farmers have to pull big stones and slabs of rock out of the fields so they can plant seeds. They have to do something with those piles of rocks. Consequently, stone fences are what they used to mark their property lines and field borders. It must have been especially hard and discouraging work for the early settlers with their simple tools. Thankfully they stuck with it and figured out how to work that stubborn land. They created beautiful stone fences with the rocks and stones. The results are unique and amazing, well worth the effort.
Once we moved out of town and into the country we got serious about perennial gardening. In addition to removing rocks, we enriched the heavy clay soil on our land. T was still young back then. He did some impressive "double digging" for numerous perennial beds. We read gardening books. We badgered other gardeners with questions. We made mistakes. We figured it out. We changed. We learned.
The first year on that land my Mom came to visit and brought us small, old-fashioned yellow bearded irises she dug out of her own garden. She also brought us a start from her infamous trumpet vine. The original plant had been in her father's garden. She took a cutting from his trumpet vine before he died in 1961 and she kept it alive all those years. Those were the plants we started with.
For years we mulched with composted horse manure in order to improve that soil. Is there anything more comforting than having a mountain of composted horse manure delivered to and dumped on your property? As I said, we lived in the country. It was fully composted, so it did not smell. No one ever complained about our manure pile. I figured they wished they had one, too. Who wouldn't?
We spent every weekend for 6 weeks each spring shoveling shit into our wheelbarrow and then hauling it all over our land to mulch the flower beds. Eventually the mountain became a mole hill. When it was gone, I would plant pumpkin seeds in the good dirt that remained and it became the source for our Halloween pumpkins.
I am assuming our current HOA will not allow us to have a mountain of composted horse manure delivered to our front yard in this subdivision in Central Florida. Bummer. Where would we put it? In the garage? Oh, that IS an evil thought. Please do not let me do that. Instead, we must buy our composted cow manure in bags, for crying out loud. Like normal people. How did it come to this?
So here we are starting over, not knowing the land nor understanding the soil. Again.
I get up each morning and stroll out through the lanai, peering out of our screened-in "birdcage" to stare at the new plantings in the back yard, imagining they have grown overnight. I need to get my fat ass out the screen door and commune with those plants! I need to walk the land, and stop thinking of it as just a small yard. The Good Earth deserves more respect. I need to surrender to this sandy soil and figure out what likes to grow in it.
A friend once gave me a button that said "I don't know where I am going, but I'm on my way!" It made me smile because it was so true. I like to think this is me at my best, aching and floundering; slouching towards change much like Yeats' rough beast from Bethlehem.
Up North I had daylilies of every type and color I could find. The wild ones started blooming in late June. I thought wild daylilies were the most beautiful wildflower of all; however, now that I have seen Maypops in the wild at Lake Louisa State Park in Clermont, Florida, wild daylilies may have to try harder to get my vote. Maypops are also called passionflower vine. The Latin name for Maypops is "Passiflora incarnata!" I think you get the picture.
Once the wild daylilies were spent Up North, one hybrid variety after another would bloom through the end of August. I loved my daylilies. For 9 long months of every cold, gray year I waited for them. When they poked their way out of the earth and started growing, I was happy. I miss them like an old friend. I heard rumors there are varieties that grow in zone 9. I am not sure if I believe it because I have yet to see a daylily down here.
The last ones I saw were Stella D'Oro daylilies just starting to bloom at a South Carolina rest stop on our way down to Florida in late March 2014. I distinctly remember how happy I was to see them! We were homeless, frazzled, and on the road. And then I saw them. I trilled to T: "Oh, the daylilies are starting to bloom here!" Then I thought, "Oh yeah, WE don't HAVE any daylilies." I got back in the car and we resumed our journey to Central Florida, slouching all the way.
I mourn the loss of my sweet Mother's yellow bearded irises. That is another plant you cannot grow down here. Now that Mom is gone, I wish I could have brought some with me. However, I know they would not have survived. Instead, I am planting Louisiana irises in a wet area next to the house. I think I will like them more than bearded irises anyway. They have a more elegant shape. My mother would understand.
I am quite happy to be free of that damned trumpet vine. I loved my Grandpa, but his legacy plant quickly became a greedy gut, invasive weed that wanted to take over my soul. I was tired of fighting it.
I actually bought three Stella D'Oro plants last month and put them in the ground. Not to worry, I enriched the soil. Stella's are small, but they are the mighty workhorses of the daylily world. If any daylily can make it in Central Florida it will be Stella.
Unfortunately, it is only late May and my daylilies already seem to be burning up. I am not used to watering daylilies. I am more of a "survival of the fittest" gardener. But I have been watering these. I am going to give them my all. If I cannot have a daylily on my land I fear I might have to rethink just about everything I believe to be true and good. Then again, maybe it is time to rethink everything. Canna lilies are good. It is also true that I can grow them here.
Here is a photo of everything I believed to be true and good circa 2013 in Upstate New York:
I actually bought three Stella D'Oro plants last month and put them in the ground. Not to worry, I enriched the soil. Stella's are small, but they are the mighty workhorses of the daylily world. If any daylily can make it in Central Florida it will be Stella.
Unfortunately, it is only late May and my daylilies already seem to be burning up. I am not used to watering daylilies. I am more of a "survival of the fittest" gardener. But I have been watering these. I am going to give them my all. If I cannot have a daylily on my land I fear I might have to rethink just about everything I believe to be true and good. Then again, maybe it is time to rethink everything. Canna lilies are good. It is also true that I can grow them here.
Here is a photo of everything I believed to be true and good circa 2013 in Upstate New York:
Here is Ma's old fashioned yellow bearded iris:
Here is a photo from behind the naturalized "drop-gardening" area looking up towards our old garage. Refer to my Flower Lust post for more about my "drop-gardening" technique. The house is hidden behind that Crimson King maple tree on the right. If you look real hard you will see my Grandpa's trumpet vine blooming up in front of the brown garage like a small tree. That garage was great, too. It had garage doors in front (facing the street) and in back (facing the gardens). Brilliant design for riding lawnmowers:
Below is a better shot of that damn Trumpet Vine. T built a pergola for it to climb over, but it really wanted to climb up over the roof and embed its sticky suckers under and over the roofing tiles. It did such damage to the garage. We had to cut it back, hard, every year; but still it persisted. It was WAY stronger and more determined than we were. It dropped seeds that grew all over the ground in front of it, and in every garden bed close by. They always grew and their roots were deep. Trumpet Vine can serve as an inspiration to us all but in someone else's garden, please.
Wednesday, May 20, 2015
Claustrophobia
I just came back from an imaging clinic where I was supposed to have an MRI. I am wildly, breathtakingly claustrophobic and the prospect of having an MRI is one of those big ass fears that can keep me up at night. I understand why I have to be awake for this procedure. I need to periodically hold my breath while the MRI technicians take pictures. Yes, that is correct - they want to stick my entire body inside a narrow, enclosed tube AND they want me to repeatedly hold my breath while they take pictures. Half way through they will then pull me out, inject me full of dye and then stick me back in the tube to do the procedure all over again until I am done. This should only last 35 to 40 minutes they said. I thought: that is about how long Survivor lasts if you take out all the commercial breaks.
The clinic staff are not able to do an MRI on a fully sedated person. You have to go to the hospital for that. I told everyone before and up until I laid down on that damned MRI table, including my doctor when she originally called to recommend this procedure, that I was seriously claustrophobic. I am not sure why they still sent me to the clinic where I would have to be awake for this procedure. Perhaps "seriously" was not a dramatic or descriptive enough adjective. I will communicate more effectively next time. Sometimes it seems like no one really cares enough to listen, though. Or maybe they are listening but they do not really care. Or maybe the burden is on me and the lesson here is to be even more dramatic.
At the time of the procedure I was mildly sedated on Valium, and all ready to go. I felt pretty good, Valium being what it is, but I most certainly did not feel adequately drugged or anxiety free. They were inserting me into the miserable MRI tube and my head was just starting to follow my shoulders inside when the panic hit. And when I say "panic" what I really mean is "terror." And when I say "hit" I mean that I was psychically sucker punched. I simply had to make them stop, which I did. I could not let my head enter that tube. The horror of claustrophobia was too great. I had hoped I could just keep my eyes closed, listen to the music on the headphones and wait it out. I had practiced deep breathing in anticipation of this event. I wanted to get this over with. I wanted to do this. But no, I could not. I just could not do it. Damn.
Just for the record, I did not freak out or fling my body parts all over trying to get up. I simply said "Stop," and they stopped. I then said, "I don't think I am going to be able to do this." I was calm. However, there is no doubt in my mind that if my head had gone inside that miserable tube, I would have destroyed it trying to get out.
The two aides then asked me to relax on the MRI table, wait for a few minutes to see if the Valium would overcome my fear, and then try again. I said OK, because I aim to please. Plus, I really wanted to get this stupid procedure over with. And, of course, I was weighted down on the table with with substantial magnetic throws and I had earphones on. Waiting seemed like the right thing to do. After a few minutes when they came over to me and asked if I was ready to try again, I had to say no. Just the thought of my head once again slowly moving into that miserable tube was enough to make me want to jump out of my skin. Mere Valium was not going to alleviate my fear.
Now I will have to go to the hospital where they will put me out and an anesthesiologist will take charge of monitoring and, when needed, holding my breath for me while I am "asleep." I do not find that reassuring. The clinic staff are not waiting for me to make the appointment (so I can put it off indefinitely), they are making the appointment.
I have been re-watching Star Trek, Deep Space Nine for the past few months. Great series, with a wonderfully bright, genetically enhanced doctor. HE has a hand-held scanner that he uses quite effectively as a diagnostic tool. That is exactly what is needed here.
I wonder if Xanax or Ativan might have been a better sedative choice?
The clinic staff are not able to do an MRI on a fully sedated person. You have to go to the hospital for that. I told everyone before and up until I laid down on that damned MRI table, including my doctor when she originally called to recommend this procedure, that I was seriously claustrophobic. I am not sure why they still sent me to the clinic where I would have to be awake for this procedure. Perhaps "seriously" was not a dramatic or descriptive enough adjective. I will communicate more effectively next time. Sometimes it seems like no one really cares enough to listen, though. Or maybe they are listening but they do not really care. Or maybe the burden is on me and the lesson here is to be even more dramatic.
At the time of the procedure I was mildly sedated on Valium, and all ready to go. I felt pretty good, Valium being what it is, but I most certainly did not feel adequately drugged or anxiety free. They were inserting me into the miserable MRI tube and my head was just starting to follow my shoulders inside when the panic hit. And when I say "panic" what I really mean is "terror." And when I say "hit" I mean that I was psychically sucker punched. I simply had to make them stop, which I did. I could not let my head enter that tube. The horror of claustrophobia was too great. I had hoped I could just keep my eyes closed, listen to the music on the headphones and wait it out. I had practiced deep breathing in anticipation of this event. I wanted to get this over with. I wanted to do this. But no, I could not. I just could not do it. Damn.
Just for the record, I did not freak out or fling my body parts all over trying to get up. I simply said "Stop," and they stopped. I then said, "I don't think I am going to be able to do this." I was calm. However, there is no doubt in my mind that if my head had gone inside that miserable tube, I would have destroyed it trying to get out.
The two aides then asked me to relax on the MRI table, wait for a few minutes to see if the Valium would overcome my fear, and then try again. I said OK, because I aim to please. Plus, I really wanted to get this stupid procedure over with. And, of course, I was weighted down on the table with with substantial magnetic throws and I had earphones on. Waiting seemed like the right thing to do. After a few minutes when they came over to me and asked if I was ready to try again, I had to say no. Just the thought of my head once again slowly moving into that miserable tube was enough to make me want to jump out of my skin. Mere Valium was not going to alleviate my fear.
Now I will have to go to the hospital where they will put me out and an anesthesiologist will take charge of monitoring and, when needed, holding my breath for me while I am "asleep." I do not find that reassuring. The clinic staff are not waiting for me to make the appointment (so I can put it off indefinitely), they are making the appointment.
I have been re-watching Star Trek, Deep Space Nine for the past few months. Great series, with a wonderfully bright, genetically enhanced doctor. HE has a hand-held scanner that he uses quite effectively as a diagnostic tool. That is exactly what is needed here.
I wonder if Xanax or Ativan might have been a better sedative choice?
Monday, May 11, 2015
Who ARE these people?
I spend my
days desperately trying to avoid hackers and phone scammers.
They know I am a retired person and they are absolutely determined to come
between me and my money.
Multiple phone scammers call our house each and every day. I no longer answer the phone if I cannot identify the caller. Instead, I look at the phone when it is ringing to take a look at the name and/or number of whoever is calling us. I pretty much know that any call from area code 407 without an identifying name displayed is from a hardened, psychotic criminal. Who else would be calling me from central Florida? My daughter and husband text me. My son-in-law and his parents email me. My 3 year old grandson has recently figured out how to contact me via Facetime on their iPad (sometimes as early as 7:30 am if his parents are out of the room), and my 11 year old granddaughter tries to avoid communicating with me via modern technology at all costs. Those are the only people I know in Central Florida. I think I am safe in assuming everyone else is psychotic.
The other day I picked up on a phone call from a number with a Southern Florida area code. That particular number had been calling every day (sometimes more than once a day) for weeks and I have to admit I was curious to see what this particular scam was going to be. I did not get the satisfaction of yelling at someone because it turned out to be an automated call. It was malicious Mr. Robot Man telling me he had been trying to get a hold of me to settle our account (never saying what his business name was) and if I did not get back to him he would have to take me to court. Then Mr. Robot Man gave me the choice of either pressing 1 to call him back or 2 to leave a message. Hilarious. If only I had magical powers to create a third choice: press 3 to send unbridled bolts of crackling hot electricity through the phone lines to burn Mr. Robot Man's sorry robot circuits to Hell.
The phone rang while we were eating dinner last night. If got up and walked over to the land-line phone to see if it might be a normal human being trying to get in touch with me. I live in hope. Instead, the caller ID screen on our phone revealed it was from "Voter Consumer." Whatever that means? My husband said it should have read from "Consumer Harassment." I concur. But that reminds me. As the general elections approach we will now start getting political phone calls, too! Ouch.
I also get a ridiculous amount of email spam, even though I try to filter it out. I also try VERY hard not to click on any links or open any emails from sources I do not recognize. I am kind of proud of how distrustful I have become. But they are so tricksy, those computer scumbags. The other day I got an email from Federal Express, or that is what I thought. When I opened the email it said to click a link so I could track my package. Well, I sometimes order online, so I thought it was real. I clicked, dammit! It turned out to be just another trickster scam to get me to buy something I do not need nor want. And now my big fear is that legions of demented hackers are sending pornography related email to everyone in my contact list because I was foolish enough to click on that one miserable link. Sheesh. If you get pornographic emails from me, please know they are not really from me, okay? That particular virus is THE one I have always hoped I could avoid.
A kind and gentle man I know was victimized by that virus a few years ago. I think there are still people out there who fear he is a raging pervert. Poor guy. I also know a high school teacher who was victimized by it. Can you imagine how awful that would be? No doubt she had students in her email address list. Just think of the horror and embarrassment innocent people have suffered because of that virus. In my alternate universe the person who created it would have his/her knuckles removed and then be forced to write "I am sorry for the trouble I caused" 100 times before getting them back. Yes, in my alternate universe knuckles can be removed and then re-attached. There are amazing surgeons there.
I suppose now I should just never open any emails I get. Where will it all end? Mr. Natural (old R. Crumb alternative comic character and mystic guru) would have answered, "In the grave, my boy, in the grave."
Wow, I just now got an email from Wells Fargo Bank telling me that a hacker has been trying to hack into my account and if I would just click on the link they provided they would reinstate my account. Funny thing is, I do not have any business dealings involving Wells Fargo. True story, just happened. Unbelievable.
It is odd imagining this is how some people make a living or get their kicks, by deceiving and humiliating innocent people. You have to wonder why they do this? Of course, they are probably some of the narcissistic sociopaths I wrote about last time. Or maybe they hate old people because they had mean grandparents who pinched their childhood cheeks and wrote them out of their wills. Perhaps they were raised in damp caves by drug addled parents who never hugged them or gave them any encouragement. Or, I suppose they could just be the spawn of the devil? Who knows. Armchair psychology is an imprecise science.
Multiple phone scammers call our house each and every day. I no longer answer the phone if I cannot identify the caller. Instead, I look at the phone when it is ringing to take a look at the name and/or number of whoever is calling us. I pretty much know that any call from area code 407 without an identifying name displayed is from a hardened, psychotic criminal. Who else would be calling me from central Florida? My daughter and husband text me. My son-in-law and his parents email me. My 3 year old grandson has recently figured out how to contact me via Facetime on their iPad (sometimes as early as 7:30 am if his parents are out of the room), and my 11 year old granddaughter tries to avoid communicating with me via modern technology at all costs. Those are the only people I know in Central Florida. I think I am safe in assuming everyone else is psychotic.
The other day I picked up on a phone call from a number with a Southern Florida area code. That particular number had been calling every day (sometimes more than once a day) for weeks and I have to admit I was curious to see what this particular scam was going to be. I did not get the satisfaction of yelling at someone because it turned out to be an automated call. It was malicious Mr. Robot Man telling me he had been trying to get a hold of me to settle our account (never saying what his business name was) and if I did not get back to him he would have to take me to court. Then Mr. Robot Man gave me the choice of either pressing 1 to call him back or 2 to leave a message. Hilarious. If only I had magical powers to create a third choice: press 3 to send unbridled bolts of crackling hot electricity through the phone lines to burn Mr. Robot Man's sorry robot circuits to Hell.
The phone rang while we were eating dinner last night. If got up and walked over to the land-line phone to see if it might be a normal human being trying to get in touch with me. I live in hope. Instead, the caller ID screen on our phone revealed it was from "Voter Consumer." Whatever that means? My husband said it should have read from "Consumer Harassment." I concur. But that reminds me. As the general elections approach we will now start getting political phone calls, too! Ouch.
I also get a ridiculous amount of email spam, even though I try to filter it out. I also try VERY hard not to click on any links or open any emails from sources I do not recognize. I am kind of proud of how distrustful I have become. But they are so tricksy, those computer scumbags. The other day I got an email from Federal Express, or that is what I thought. When I opened the email it said to click a link so I could track my package. Well, I sometimes order online, so I thought it was real. I clicked, dammit! It turned out to be just another trickster scam to get me to buy something I do not need nor want. And now my big fear is that legions of demented hackers are sending pornography related email to everyone in my contact list because I was foolish enough to click on that one miserable link. Sheesh. If you get pornographic emails from me, please know they are not really from me, okay? That particular virus is THE one I have always hoped I could avoid.
A kind and gentle man I know was victimized by that virus a few years ago. I think there are still people out there who fear he is a raging pervert. Poor guy. I also know a high school teacher who was victimized by it. Can you imagine how awful that would be? No doubt she had students in her email address list. Just think of the horror and embarrassment innocent people have suffered because of that virus. In my alternate universe the person who created it would have his/her knuckles removed and then be forced to write "I am sorry for the trouble I caused" 100 times before getting them back. Yes, in my alternate universe knuckles can be removed and then re-attached. There are amazing surgeons there.
I suppose now I should just never open any emails I get. Where will it all end? Mr. Natural (old R. Crumb alternative comic character and mystic guru) would have answered, "In the grave, my boy, in the grave."
Wow, I just now got an email from Wells Fargo Bank telling me that a hacker has been trying to hack into my account and if I would just click on the link they provided they would reinstate my account. Funny thing is, I do not have any business dealings involving Wells Fargo. True story, just happened. Unbelievable.
It is odd imagining this is how some people make a living or get their kicks, by deceiving and humiliating innocent people. You have to wonder why they do this? Of course, they are probably some of the narcissistic sociopaths I wrote about last time. Or maybe they hate old people because they had mean grandparents who pinched their childhood cheeks and wrote them out of their wills. Perhaps they were raised in damp caves by drug addled parents who never hugged them or gave them any encouragement. Or, I suppose they could just be the spawn of the devil? Who knows. Armchair psychology is an imprecise science.
Friday, April 24, 2015
It's your thing, do what you wanna do
Third children are rare these days, but back when most families had a third child it was an interesting role to play. I rarely got to make decisions about what we watched on TV or what activities we did as a family. But that was OK. I was usually left to my own devices, and I was able to create a fairly wonderful play-world for my self. There is a lot to be said for a childhood where you are not the focus of everyone's attention. I was able to be myself, whatever that was. My younger brother did not come around until I was four, and I am sorry to say I really was not all that interested in him. For one thing he was a baby, and then he quickly turned into a boy.
Back then I not only thought boys were boring, but I thought they were weird, too. They played with cars and trucks, for crying out loud. What the hell kind of fun are you going to have involving a truck? At least that was my perspective. I was not a "tomboy", nor do I wish I had been one. Good for you if boy stuff is what floated your boat as a child, but it was absolutely not my cup of tea. That is not a judgment on what is better or what is worse. I am a third child and I do not feel strongly about having my way be the right way. That is not the way the world works when you are a third child. I am just stating for the record that I was a girly girl and I loved it. If I could go back and change anything it would to wear more pink. In fact, I may start wearing pink now! What a great color.
I have a grandson and I play with him a lot. I adore him. I would do anything for him. But when he starts in with the cars and trucks my eyes glaze over with supreme boredom. I play with cars and trucks on autopilot, just going through the motions. I am not having fun. Eventually I re-emerge, energized and fully present for tag, hide-and-go seek, drawing, games, and acting like a monster. I love playing with tinker toys and building blocks. I love rolling all over the floor and chasing him in the pool. I fully appreciate the energy that goes into play, and I no longer think boys have cooties. I can see that he is truly creative about car and truck play and it makes him happy. Cars and trucks seems like good play things to me. I simply do not "get" the attraction of things with wheels. However, if that is what he likes, then I am all for it. I love him. That's what you do when you love someone, you accept them even when they are different than you are.
I am thankful for boys! But you know what? I am thankful for girls, too. I am tired of people putting down those sweet little girls who want to wear pink and be ballerinas when they grow up. While we're at it, I like little boys who wear pink and want to be ballerinas, too. And I am very thankful for little girls who like trucks or want to be superheros. I am so happy that everyone is not like me. Most of all, I am thankful for the innocence of children who play with what they like, or wear what they truly love, regardless of whether it is gender appropriate or not. The world is so damn interesting.
Back then I not only thought boys were boring, but I thought they were weird, too. They played with cars and trucks, for crying out loud. What the hell kind of fun are you going to have involving a truck? At least that was my perspective. I was not a "tomboy", nor do I wish I had been one. Good for you if boy stuff is what floated your boat as a child, but it was absolutely not my cup of tea. That is not a judgment on what is better or what is worse. I am a third child and I do not feel strongly about having my way be the right way. That is not the way the world works when you are a third child. I am just stating for the record that I was a girly girl and I loved it. If I could go back and change anything it would to wear more pink. In fact, I may start wearing pink now! What a great color.
I have a grandson and I play with him a lot. I adore him. I would do anything for him. But when he starts in with the cars and trucks my eyes glaze over with supreme boredom. I play with cars and trucks on autopilot, just going through the motions. I am not having fun. Eventually I re-emerge, energized and fully present for tag, hide-and-go seek, drawing, games, and acting like a monster. I love playing with tinker toys and building blocks. I love rolling all over the floor and chasing him in the pool. I fully appreciate the energy that goes into play, and I no longer think boys have cooties. I can see that he is truly creative about car and truck play and it makes him happy. Cars and trucks seems like good play things to me. I simply do not "get" the attraction of things with wheels. However, if that is what he likes, then I am all for it. I love him. That's what you do when you love someone, you accept them even when they are different than you are.
I am thankful for boys! But you know what? I am thankful for girls, too. I am tired of people putting down those sweet little girls who want to wear pink and be ballerinas when they grow up. While we're at it, I like little boys who wear pink and want to be ballerinas, too. And I am very thankful for little girls who like trucks or want to be superheros. I am so happy that everyone is not like me. Most of all, I am thankful for the innocence of children who play with what they like, or wear what they truly love, regardless of whether it is gender appropriate or not. The world is so damn interesting.
Monday, April 13, 2015
Flower Lust
Let me just say right up front, I am greedy for flowers and plants. I must have them if I am to be happy. I need the color, the shapes, the scents, and a variety of types to keep my interest. I go outside every morning and make the rounds, looking at them, loving them, and sending them special "You Are Beautiful" vibes so they will grow lush and happy.
There are SO many trees, shrubs, and flowers I want as we begin landscaping our pathetic little piece of paradise in this Florida subdivision. Up North I could buy and plant just about anything that I wanted. We had a lot of land, and it was fairly private. I sincerely loved that land, but the sheer expanse made it hard for us to rein ourselves in. We had an obscene number of perennial beds and way too many different kinds of flowers. Need herbs? We made an herb garden. Like pastel colored flowers? We had a bed with only pastel blooming flowers in it. T and I fought over what to put in a perennial bed? Easy solution - we would just build our own, separate beds. We had lots of wild land, too. I gleefully developed a type of gardening I called "drop gardening" where I would just drop divided pieces of beebalm and foxglove, daylilies and purple cone flowers into the wild areas knowing they would root and naturalize. The results of my drop gardening were spectacular. Now I know it was also excessive. Of course, I would never have realized this great truth if I had not given up country living for the more constrained life of a subdivision retiree. Now I know. Or at least that is what I am telling myself.
In our old place it took T and me years to fully landscape the property. We initially had a 5 year plan. We were in our early 40's when we bought that house. We were still working 5 days a week and the gardening season is fairly short up north, so a five year plan did not seem unreasonable. Those were our glory days and we figured we had more than half our lives left to get the work done and wait for the flowers and trees to mature, and we did. No big deal. No pressure. Gardening was what we did on the weekends for the few months of the year when it was possible to venture outside and work the soil. It filled our lives. Now we do not have anything else to do except babysit for our grandkids, and we can work outside all year round. But who knows how much time we have left? People in our lives are dropping like flies. I do not mean to sound morbid, but I feel a little pressure to get this landscaping thing done quickly so we have time to enjoy it. We will absolutely not be planting any large shade trees that might take 20 years to mature. We are only looking for short-term gratification now. If I was younger I would definitely plant a Live Oak to grow massively majestic (and spooky) as it accumulated Spanish Moss and eventually shaded the driveway. But since I am old, I will live with the blazing summer sun burning up my car instead. Last summer the sun destroyed our GPS. We did not realize you couldn't leave it in the car down here in August. The Florida sun burned that sucker right up. It would still turn on, but it behaved like a GPS with mental problems. Sometimes we would be half way to our destination before it would start talking to us and giving us directions. Poor thing. We had to get rid of it.
Why not put our cars in the 2 car garage? Well, most people do not use their garage for cars down here for the simple reason these houses do not have basements. There is no worry about digging your car out of a huge snow pile if you leave it in the driveway. Consequently, it is hard not to use the garage like a basement instead. Unless you can afford to store all your useless crap in a storage unit month after month, year after year, world without end, amen... you fill up your garage with the overage. I love it when I am driving past someone's house and they have their garage door open so I can gauge whether they horde more junk than I do. Some of the storage packing techniques are quite impressive, too. Our garage provides space for many boxes of treasures we do not need AND a small candle factory. And our washer and dryer. Oh, and our bikes, too. Oh yeah, and that weight bench and reclining stationary bike we do not use. Hmmm, I am not sure why we brought those all the way down here.
Getting back to gardening, a 5 year plan could mean the difference between one of us being able to lift a 40 pound bag of composted cow manure or not. I think not. I think maybe we are going to have to make do with a two year plan this time. Right now we are working HARD on a couple of beds on either side of the screened birdcage-like pool area, and planting larger shrubs and small trees to hide the fence. Yes, in Florida we keep our pools inside birdcages. It keeps the bugs out. It also defines the area surrounding the space you Damn Yankees might call a patio. Houses down here sometimes have "Florida Rooms" which are rooms inside the house, usually towards the back, with lots of windows kind of like a sun room. Outside the house, the birdcages are usually attached to an outdoor room called a lanai, which has a roof and screened in sides but is still open to the pool on the front. The lanai is especially great because you can sit outside to eat your meals without burning up from the sun. I might start keeping our new GPS out there. It would get lost in the garage. It is a whole new world. We are just trying to figure it out.
This past weekend we went to a fabulous garden sale. We bought loads of greenery we can now check off our garden bucket list. I got a pink camellia tree!!!! And a fire bush, butterfly bush, and shrimp plant. And an air plant. We are both thrilled. The coming week is going to be so much fun digging and planting. I just wish I did not always regret the placement choice after the plants have already gone in the ground. Why didn't I buy that beautiful gardenia at the plant sale? Where in the hell am I going to put a butteryfly bush?
There are SO many trees, shrubs, and flowers I want as we begin landscaping our pathetic little piece of paradise in this Florida subdivision. Up North I could buy and plant just about anything that I wanted. We had a lot of land, and it was fairly private. I sincerely loved that land, but the sheer expanse made it hard for us to rein ourselves in. We had an obscene number of perennial beds and way too many different kinds of flowers. Need herbs? We made an herb garden. Like pastel colored flowers? We had a bed with only pastel blooming flowers in it. T and I fought over what to put in a perennial bed? Easy solution - we would just build our own, separate beds. We had lots of wild land, too. I gleefully developed a type of gardening I called "drop gardening" where I would just drop divided pieces of beebalm and foxglove, daylilies and purple cone flowers into the wild areas knowing they would root and naturalize. The results of my drop gardening were spectacular. Now I know it was also excessive. Of course, I would never have realized this great truth if I had not given up country living for the more constrained life of a subdivision retiree. Now I know. Or at least that is what I am telling myself.
In our old place it took T and me years to fully landscape the property. We initially had a 5 year plan. We were in our early 40's when we bought that house. We were still working 5 days a week and the gardening season is fairly short up north, so a five year plan did not seem unreasonable. Those were our glory days and we figured we had more than half our lives left to get the work done and wait for the flowers and trees to mature, and we did. No big deal. No pressure. Gardening was what we did on the weekends for the few months of the year when it was possible to venture outside and work the soil. It filled our lives. Now we do not have anything else to do except babysit for our grandkids, and we can work outside all year round. But who knows how much time we have left? People in our lives are dropping like flies. I do not mean to sound morbid, but I feel a little pressure to get this landscaping thing done quickly so we have time to enjoy it. We will absolutely not be planting any large shade trees that might take 20 years to mature. We are only looking for short-term gratification now. If I was younger I would definitely plant a Live Oak to grow massively majestic (and spooky) as it accumulated Spanish Moss and eventually shaded the driveway. But since I am old, I will live with the blazing summer sun burning up my car instead. Last summer the sun destroyed our GPS. We did not realize you couldn't leave it in the car down here in August. The Florida sun burned that sucker right up. It would still turn on, but it behaved like a GPS with mental problems. Sometimes we would be half way to our destination before it would start talking to us and giving us directions. Poor thing. We had to get rid of it.
Why not put our cars in the 2 car garage? Well, most people do not use their garage for cars down here for the simple reason these houses do not have basements. There is no worry about digging your car out of a huge snow pile if you leave it in the driveway. Consequently, it is hard not to use the garage like a basement instead. Unless you can afford to store all your useless crap in a storage unit month after month, year after year, world without end, amen... you fill up your garage with the overage. I love it when I am driving past someone's house and they have their garage door open so I can gauge whether they horde more junk than I do. Some of the storage packing techniques are quite impressive, too. Our garage provides space for many boxes of treasures we do not need AND a small candle factory. And our washer and dryer. Oh, and our bikes, too. Oh yeah, and that weight bench and reclining stationary bike we do not use. Hmmm, I am not sure why we brought those all the way down here.
Getting back to gardening, a 5 year plan could mean the difference between one of us being able to lift a 40 pound bag of composted cow manure or not. I think not. I think maybe we are going to have to make do with a two year plan this time. Right now we are working HARD on a couple of beds on either side of the screened birdcage-like pool area, and planting larger shrubs and small trees to hide the fence. Yes, in Florida we keep our pools inside birdcages. It keeps the bugs out. It also defines the area surrounding the space you Damn Yankees might call a patio. Houses down here sometimes have "Florida Rooms" which are rooms inside the house, usually towards the back, with lots of windows kind of like a sun room. Outside the house, the birdcages are usually attached to an outdoor room called a lanai, which has a roof and screened in sides but is still open to the pool on the front. The lanai is especially great because you can sit outside to eat your meals without burning up from the sun. I might start keeping our new GPS out there. It would get lost in the garage. It is a whole new world. We are just trying to figure it out.
This past weekend we went to a fabulous garden sale. We bought loads of greenery we can now check off our garden bucket list. I got a pink camellia tree!!!! And a fire bush, butterfly bush, and shrimp plant. And an air plant. We are both thrilled. The coming week is going to be so much fun digging and planting. I just wish I did not always regret the placement choice after the plants have already gone in the ground. Why didn't I buy that beautiful gardenia at the plant sale? Where in the hell am I going to put a butteryfly bush?
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